Dean Lewis Injury Scale

Named after the world class prime athlete and gymnast cruelly felled in his prime by a tree surgeon.
Now he can only survive in the sitting position pathetically tweaking instruments with his horibly deformed 4 and a half digited paw.
Available for claims direct adverts.

He got £10,000 on the dean lewis injury scale at the old bailey

by bigus robus December 14, 2012

Stinson Scale

Based on the How I Met Your Mother character Barney Stinson, it's a scale used to rate women on a attractive scale from 1 to 10

Guy 1: Yo, that girl over there is definetly a 10 on the Stinson Scale

Guy 2: Hell yea bro

by PMC1120 May 7, 2009

Full Scale Annihilation

The act of mutually accepted sexual aggression against a female partner you have no regard for, to perform the most vile of sexual acts so they never call or ask for you again. The acts include but are not limited to by any definition of lewd or crued. One must decide the boundries of his own limitations when performing this act. Not for the weak or faint of heart. Must be in fairly average physicial condition to perform task. The objective of the task is to leave the partner with no dignity, morale or self respect of any kind. This act typically ends with a mushroom stamp of approval and a towel or recipients shirt being thrown at them for clean up purposes.

Joe: "Hey man did you take that skank home from the bar last night?"

Mike: "After I got my beer goggles on I laid down a Full Scale Annihilation on her ass!"

Joe: " OH MAN! Not the FULL SCALE ANNIHILATION!"

Mike: "Yea bro, she'll NEVER call me again!"

by OchoShinka July 13, 2010

The Srinivas Scale

The scale to determine how srinivasy and black you are

What are you on the srinivas scale???

by Srinibobs November 2, 2021

sape

(noun) A racial slur used in reference to the human race as a whole. Generally implies annoyance, dislike, disgust, or hatred of a person specifically because they are human, and share all the downfalls that are included in that classification. Derived from a shortening of homo sapiens.

"15 cans of cat food is not 1 item you illiterate sape!"

"That stupid sape just cut me off!"

"I heard that Mike attacked someone in the parking lot! What a sape!"

by JK & Crib July 20, 2004

Full Scale Invasion

When a guy or girl does not go slow or easy on their partner who is having sex for their first time.

Guy 1: So you finally had sex with Tonya last night? Was she a virgin?
Guy 2: Yeah but I didn't hold nothing back man. I went right at that and fucked that pussy hard man. She was screaming my name and shit bro!
Guy 1: Ah, so you went for the full scale invasion I see.

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 25, 2010

slut scale

A rating system used to explain how slutty a girl is. Based on 1-10, 10 being the sluttiest.

Rhonda talks to lots of guys and dresses really skanky. She's got to be a 9 on the slut scale.

by navonod April 4, 2009