Jock Strap

Jock Starp, often meaning complete idiot!

Man, look at that Jock Strap trying to hit on those chicks!

by Mr. Ownage April 6, 2004

straps

Air Force One sneakers. The mid height sneaker has a strap on it. Thats why they call them straps.

Yo can I get those all white straps in a eight and a half?

by Dan Dillow February 16, 2005

Strap

to jerk off (Philly slang)

Strapper - a jerk off
Strap Artist - a jerk off
Straphappy - masturbates too much

Ignore him, he's real strap artist.

by Al December 11, 2003

Neck Strap

A device used to hold a saxophone or contrabass clarinet up, so arms don't get tired when marching on the field.

Girl: Man, my neck strap is too tight.
Guy: Loosen it up a bit...how else are you going to play your sax?

by Krystina the Alien October 9, 2008

strap

a slang term for dick/penis

Dude did you give her the strap last night??

by mangocuh November 4, 2008

Jock Strap Vampire

It's when you're playing football and you noticed just before you get tackled in the nuts that you lost your jock strap... OR DID YOU!? No! the man that hides in your ass and comes out when you undress ate it.The only way to stop a jock strap vampire is to take a shit in your jock strap and eat it. Also do someone up the butt when they drop their soap and douche your anis. This will paralize him. to kill him you must rip your penis off and shoot him in the eye.

Todd: Man my nuts hurt like hell after that insane tackle.
John: You have nuts?
Todd: Not anymore after that Jock Strap Vampire ate my strap

by JockStrapVampire69 February 9, 2007

sack strap

The device used to keep a male actor's penis tucked up during the filming of soft porn.

"Look Mom, no sack strap!" or Rick forgot his sack strap while receiving a nasty lap dance at local strip club.

by 'D' Shift Dogs November 7, 2007