Smoked Salmon

When a woman farts and the toot is caught by the labia causing it to come out the front. AKA: Exit through the gift shop.

"Sheila farted last night, it must have caught the lips....cause I was really craving some smoked salmon"

by Flirtin Burton August 25, 2025

Salmon

Noun (1): In gay vernacular a salmon is, usually but not always, a twink (boyish looking, skinny gay man usually between 18-25) who actively seeks the attention of bears (hairy, full-figured gay men).

Noun (2): In gay vernacular a salmon is the object of a bear or group of bears affection.

Verb (1): To attract the attention of bears deliberately.

Girl, Allen is being such a salmon at bear week. She needs to calm down before he gets snatched.
Kevin saw that salmon on the dance floor and was hungry for it.
As he was getting ready for bear week at Ptown, Allen was ready to salmon all night if it meant getting snatched.

by WhatADrag July 29, 2021

Dry Salmon

A young vagina that looks deceivingly pink, ripe, and plump, but in actuality feels like 80 year old sand-snatch. Enjoy at your own risk.

"Hey man, did you hook up with Jenny last night?"

"Naw Bro, she let that fish go...DRY SALMON!"

by Salmonator September 3, 2013

Salmon Panty

the unfortunate circumstance of a woman's underwear smelling of fish

Girl, you've got some serious salmon panty goin' on over there. Go take a shower or somethin'.

by Skankbone November 26, 2013

Salmon Trench

Colloquialism of Vagina.

"Oi, take a gheez at my salmon trench."

by bunt January 18, 2008

Salmon

luke skywalker

“Anakin Skywalker gives that rapey face in episode II, but Luke Skywalker is bare salmon”

by Draconian1346 January 22, 2021

Salmoning

The act of slapping your dick on the inside of your thigh in an effort to gain an erection.

I was having trouble getting it up so I went to the bathroom and started salmoning.

by Osiffy December 18, 2023