smoked out of my salmon 

A common term used to describe the experience of being heavily stoned.

"Man I'm fuckin smoked out of my salmon!"

smoked out of my salmon by Jon 85 LK July 4, 2006

COLD SALMON (faj) 

Someone who is fridgid and wont do anything with their bitch.

Faj, AKA... Derek Rempel

COLD SALMON (faj) by Pat The Phunky Homosapien June 28, 2003

Chief Salmon berry 

a racist slur directed to native americans.

Ur a chief salmon berry!

Chief Salmon berry by jimmy May 13, 2005

Awkward Salmon 

A phrase used to describe an especially awkward moment in a conversation, accompanied by a rapid-slapping of the inner thighs.

She just walked the walk of shame. Awkward Salmon!

Awkward Salmon by JLambert November 20, 2010

snatching salmon 

Picking up women in a social place/situation.

When Steve goes to a bar he's like a grizzly snatching salmon from a river.

snatching salmon by KG-Bizzle March 1, 2011

happy salmon 

A salmon that is between a toasted bun. Vegetables are usually included, mayonnaise is a must.

Who's a happy salmon?

You're a happy salmon for eating the happy salmon sandwich!

happy salmon by Phishermansonski August 7, 2008

The Salmon Horde

A malicious biological weapon comprised of millions of genetically modified flesh eating salmon. Their main form of attack is by piling in mass on top of their prey.(much worse than piranha)

Yea Larry got taken out by the Salmon Horde last night at George's party.

The Salmon Horde by an obesely concerned citizen August 14, 2008