sudafed

Brought litigation against a government official.

They were using improper procedure, so we sudafed.

by Penbiks January 1, 2009

Lazy Susan

A woman gives fellatio while sitting on a toilet seat defecating--it is the female equivalent of a blumpkin.

John: Man, I really wanted a blow job, but Liza had diarrhea.

Michael: Dude, you should have just asked for a Lazy Susan.

by Pierre Longcock January 13, 2011

susaku

a fat ugly bitch who sucks his own dick for fun and has no life.

kendra loves susakus

by susakuhater4 April 4, 2009

Susan

The stereotypical name for a middle-aged white woman, who uses her white privilege for good. A “Susan” is the version of a good Karen.

Susan wears a mask that says #BlackLivesMatter. You can find Susan using her privilege for good at the next Black Lives Matter March.

by Wrenwrenlovescali July 22, 2020

Susan

A well kept up female's vagina.

I banged this chick last night and her susan was amazing!

by Swamp snooch July 6, 2016

Susan

A term started by @kimchiwhore on IG, a Susan is a term for any dumb cunt that ruins things in your life.

Don't be such a Susan.
(Unwanted guests arrive) : bunch of fucking Susan's

by @kimchiwhore April 23, 2018

lazy susan

(v): The act of farting in a revolving door, thereby leaving a present for the next entrant.

"Jesus, that asshole that just went in lazy susanned this revolving door!"

by Austin Pealy August 22, 2009