Swedish Softserve

The act of a man dropping a nice cold scoop of ice cream of any flavor into his partners vagina and then plowing her from behind. After the vicious plowing the woman squats down and squeezes the icecream mixed with jizz into a bowl or cone. The mixture comes out like a softserve icecream. After producing a beautiful swedish softserve one may dine upon its cold salty delight.

My girlfriend wanted icecream so I plowed her and gave her a little Swedish Softserve.

by FecalxxRampage April 16, 2009

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take shorts

To take shorts is to take shortcuts...to try and make it in an industry by appealing to authority figures without first receiving respect among your peers.

We gotta walk not crawl or else take a fall /
What used to be just hopes and thoughts /
are now in effect, and we can't take shorts. (Big Daddy Kane, "Ain't No Stoppin' Us Now")

by dasmb June 11, 2004

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SORTS • Sortsa • all sorts • all sorts of • All sorts of boned up • all sorts of fucked • All sorts of fucked up • All Sorts of Mixed Nuts • of sorts • outta sorts

Sorostitute

one of them stuck-up bitches in a college sorority who is obsessed with herself

these fuckin cunts get drunk every weekend and spread their legs for anyone

im bitter can you tell

by Da Nastee One June 10, 2006

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mom shorts

Mom shorts are shorts that are ridiculiously tight and often worn by moms.

Used to make their kids embarrassed

Often cause camel toe

"Don't come over my moms wearing mom shorts!"

by Carine September 12, 2006

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SoraSafe

Former Safety Queen of Habbo Hotel UK. Her reign ended soon after Cheezy2 came along and sabotaged her empire.

Xx6.JeRri9.xX: F.UCK ALL U n00bz
SoraSafe: Such condescending insolent behaviour is not tolerated!
Xx.6.JeRri9.xX: oh f.k u sl.ut
SoraSafe: :ban x 1000000000
Xx.6.JeRri9.xX: o

by Asher Habbo August 21, 2006

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