Smirkle

Sneaky, Shady, Tricky, Slick, and Sexy.
One who smirkles finds alllll the holes....
Someone who smirkles around town has the biggest swinging balls but most of the time can't be trusted to use them.
Someone who always sacks the QB.
Both getting into tight spaces and not getting into tight places at the same time.
Most of all, Smirkle is the name of the baddest pet fish that ever existed.

S/he smirkled the booze into the movie theater

by Chef-Boy-R-Beep December 24, 2023

Smiffin

Ghetto slang for Smith & Wesson, a firearm. AKA your heat, your piece etc.

Niggas know im trippin'
Grew up wit chu but you opp now I treat you different
Piru nigga keep it wes like my smiffin
He was faded off the lean we caught him slippin

- Lil Loaded ft. YG - “Gang Unit Remix”

by Reginlief December 30, 2023

smirdd

The knowing smirk of someone exhibiting a profound nerdiness, often encompassing a severe sense of superiority in an activity or game.

Joe gave a small, infuriating smirdd as he pulled another two pieces off the backgammon board. The gammon was now inevitable, and they both new it.

by Standardly Salty March 12, 2024

Shirfunkle

When you witness something incredibly bizarre and crazy

"That's one helluva shirfunkle!"

by Cozmik21 April 2, 2024

Shirfunkle

When you witness something incredibly bizarre and crazy, usually to a cartoonist extent.

Jon: "I can't believe that 43 cars crashed at Highway 55 last night!"

Carl: "Yeah, it was one helluva shirfunkle!"

by Cozmik21 April 2, 2024

Smirt

A modal particle which can express the 'overall' intent of an abstract, undefined supreme power entity which could also be described as the 'greatest force beyond'. It could be used in a variety of different ways, typically adding a level of nuance that relates to emphasizing the underlying complimentary meaning under an odd number of levels of potential irony within the context, that may or may not be applied or intended by the speaker.

Can also be used as a verb to a similar effect, with an additional focus on negation of compulsory semantic instability by lexical distractions.

I like smirt the dress because of the snail in the cave

by Ackuk123 April 14, 2024

Smirgged

Smirgging is a verb used to describe the movement of a snail or slug.
This may also be used as an insult, referring to slow, dragging movement by another.

; smirg, smirgging, smirgged

Those snails smirg off into the sunset.
Quit smirgging. Move!
AHH THOSE SNAILS ARE SMIRGGING TOWARDS ME!!
The slug smirgged across the floor.

by vocalizers May 7, 2024