Pitch Slapped

When you believe you are engaging in a legitimate conversation only to find yourself staring down a sales pitch.

My neighbor said he wanted to show me something and when I went over to his house he Pitch Slapped me.

by Joeshepherdmba September 26, 2017

Saber Slaughter

The act of murder using only the male genitalia

This man committed Saber Slaughter by forcing her to choke on his penis.

by Free-Tshirts February 8, 2018

Spence Slap

A last resort action, which involves stroking your beard three times, then uncorking a backhanded slap of a male individual, who typically works at a smoke shop and thinks time and respect only have relevance when it pertains to him.

I was talking with James the other day, and he said that turd at the smoke shop belittled him after being late by over one hour. Unfortunately for the old boss man at the shop, he wasn’t talking to any regular driver, and after about two minutes of his senseless rambling James Spence Slapped the fuck out of him. Took James twenty minutes to make the delivery and guy was still out cold!

by Tee Cee Deez March 7, 2020

Blood Slam

And injection of drugs which is done using a needle partially filled with blood of somebody else. Most commonly done as sexual fetish by men spreading disease, it gets you high even if there is only infected blood and no drugs in the needle.

"You want to split this meth with me?"

"Yeah but I only have one needle left."
"Oh, that's okay by me! Do you have HIV? After you inject half of it, pull some blood back into the needles so I can blood slam."
"That is so fucking hot! Okay, I'll brand you with my strain."
"And that way we don't have to have anal sex!"

They had anal sex anyway.

by FaqBasher January 12, 2022

jabbin the slaw

When a dude is trying to penetrate a pussy that is super sloppy and stinky with extraordinarily long hair.

Dude, I was jabbin the slaw last night but that skank's pussy was such a mess I couldn't find the hole.

by Tittsmcgee January 28, 2017

Slander

Words falsey spoken to damage a person's reputation.

The editor slandered the actress in the newspaper.

by Anoymous921342 August 1, 2008

cheek slapper

A hugh expulsion of flatulence that causes the mussels of the glutumus maximus to slap together. Often used as a independent demonstrative expression of awe or pride of accomplishment.

Wheew...that was a real cheek slapper! or
Wait for it...now THAT was a real cheek slapper!

by Global Feetus April 2, 2007