A sticky situation occurs when you have sperm on your hand and have no way of getting rid of it.
(And no you can not eat it)
(And no you can not eat it)
"I was jerking off and then nutted. But then I realized I didn't have anything to wipe this on. I got my self in a sticky situation and couldn't get out."
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Lexxxilynn: well, I'm 16
that_guy: well, I'm 47. so what do you look like cutie?
Lexxxilynn: an underage girl
boxsterboy: haha. what a situational comedian.
that_guy: well, I'm 47. so what do you look like cutie?
Lexxxilynn: an underage girl
boxsterboy: haha. what a situational comedian.
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Get the Situational Boyfriend mug.A Shitsation is a situation which is shit to be in. Usually caused by no one in particular but all the same its shit to be in. Very similiar to the phrase 'between a rock and a hard place', it differs in that it usually involves relationships.
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John: "How did the job interview go?"
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Mark: "Man, that place was something else! It was a total suituation."
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