shinstagram

The act of perusing instagram while taking a shit.

For example, my friend Nicki often takes very long shits because he is shinstagraming.

by joewilly February 7, 2014

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pirate ship

a waterborn vessel on which pirates travel

The swashbuckling buccaneer stood aboard his pirate ship.

by grinch sugar face March 30, 2004

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Captain goes down with the ship

Similar to Jump on the Grenade. An instruction to someone that they have to score with the ugly girl (the ship, especially a fat, ship sized minger), so that there friends can pull the hot ones.
From the naval tradition that a captain should not flee a sinking ship but shoud instead stay and drown.

Captain Goes down with the ship Sam. come on youll enjoy it as much as Helga will.

by Cillie October 29, 2005

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Rocket Ship

a girl takes a puff from a cigarette, then holds her breath while perfroming oral sex on the man until she must exhale. Then, she must exhale slowly while sliding her lips back of the cock. More and more of the penis will be revealed from the mouth, causing more and more smoke to come out with it.

Laquisha loves smoking and giving head, so she combined her two favorite hobbies and gave me a rocket ship.

by JakeHudz May 2, 2009

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