When you strategically place your testicles on the eye sockets of another parties face and carefully drape your member down said parties nose.
Foo-Foo was so wasted last night that I Toucan Sammed him for hours. He was feeling real fruity after that.
by AnthTheManth September 20, 2013
Get the Toucan Sam mug.sam is the sweetest and cutest, most caring, attractive, loving, kindest guy you will ever meet. although he can be cringy that’s what makes him so special. If you ever meet him you will never want to loose him. You would be so lucky to have him and will never regret being with him. Not only is he kind he is also really good looking and has an amazing sense of humour. He will make you feel wanted and special. he will also comfort you and make you laugh so much and when he is gone for a bit you will miss him so much. he will be so important to you. although it may take him time to grow it will be worth it in the end. if you meet a sam you will love him to bits. sam is amazing.
sam is a great person.
by annonymous ;););) November 10, 2018
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Also known as "SHS"-
A person who laughs at their own jokes or comments before anyone else has a chance to react. Most of the time SHS's material is NOT funny in the least. It is usually based around simple everyday tasks, such as getting a cup of coffee.
Also, SHS laughs at NOBODY else's jokes. He will just stare at you and try to make you feel as stupid as possible.
If Self Humor Sam laughs after someone else's joke, it is usually because he is thinking of something he said earlier.
Common side effects include: helmet hair, wife who acts as secretery, weekend biker, ugly teeth, attracts all skanks in workplace
A person who laughs at their own jokes or comments before anyone else has a chance to react. Most of the time SHS's material is NOT funny in the least. It is usually based around simple everyday tasks, such as getting a cup of coffee.
Also, SHS laughs at NOBODY else's jokes. He will just stare at you and try to make you feel as stupid as possible.
If Self Humor Sam laughs after someone else's joke, it is usually because he is thinking of something he said earlier.
Common side effects include: helmet hair, wife who acts as secretery, weekend biker, ugly teeth, attracts all skanks in workplace
you: (tells punchline to good joke)
Self Humor Sam: ........(blank stare)
I'm playing in a poker tournament
this weekend. HEH-HEH-HEH-HEH!!
Self Humor Sam: ........(blank stare)
I'm playing in a poker tournament
this weekend. HEH-HEH-HEH-HEH!!
by bartok July 28, 2008
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- 2008 Heisman Trophy winner over UFs Tim Tebow and UTs Colt McCoy.
2008 season: top accuracy percentage in the nation, threw for 48 touchdowns and rushed for another 5. Leads the highest scoring offense in FBS history posting a total of 702, breaking Hawaiis previous record. Also has posted more than 60 points in 5 consecutive games.
Has led the Sooners to the top spot in the nation and a bid to the BCS national championship game on January 8, 2009 against the Florida Gators.
- 2008 Heisman Trophy winner over UFs Tim Tebow and UTs Colt McCoy.
2008 season: top accuracy percentage in the nation, threw for 48 touchdowns and rushed for another 5. Leads the highest scoring offense in FBS history posting a total of 702, breaking Hawaiis previous record. Also has posted more than 60 points in 5 consecutive games.
Has led the Sooners to the top spot in the nation and a bid to the BCS national championship game on January 8, 2009 against the Florida Gators.
by BO0M3R5O0N3R December 21, 2008
Get the Sam Bradford mug.The most evil twisted sadistic monster to ever live probably worse than Hitler even, who should be hung and lynched for his sick crimes. An entitled loser who is in love with the smell of his own farts, as well as a manipulative shit who would step on his own mother to get his way. His life is clearly miserable and has nothing going on for him no looks, no intelligence, no class and manners, no charisma or personality or discernible talents or skills, deep down even he knows that of course his ego and pride will never allow him to admit that.
so he feeds of trying to make others be as miserable as this low is by bullying them, tormenting them and putting them down to try and bring them down to his level. Th person is very insane and dangerous individual and even has the audacity to project his insecurities onto poor defenceless animals.
he thinks this makes a big man it doesn't. All it makes him an animal abusing piece of shit loser and lowlife as he won't go and pick on someone his own size or bigger. He will always say anything to poke and provoke you, harass you but doesn't have the balls to say this shit to your face directly as when you finally had enough of his bullshit and threaten to get the authorities involved if he doesn't stop his crap (as this is cyber bullying and it is a crime) he goes into hiding like the coward that he really is.
Stay away from the Sams of the world and don’t let them bring you down
so he feeds of trying to make others be as miserable as this low is by bullying them, tormenting them and putting them down to try and bring them down to his level. Th person is very insane and dangerous individual and even has the audacity to project his insecurities onto poor defenceless animals.
he thinks this makes a big man it doesn't. All it makes him an animal abusing piece of shit loser and lowlife as he won't go and pick on someone his own size or bigger. He will always say anything to poke and provoke you, harass you but doesn't have the balls to say this shit to your face directly as when you finally had enough of his bullshit and threaten to get the authorities involved if he doesn't stop his crap (as this is cyber bullying and it is a crime) he goes into hiding like the coward that he really is.
Stay away from the Sams of the world and don’t let them bring you down
I saw a vile act of Sam today I hope the police put him away for good
(Sam used as synonym for animal abuser)
What a Sam I hate him
(Sam used as synonym used for loser)
(Sam used as synonym for animal abuser)
What a Sam I hate him
(Sam used as synonym used for loser)
by Karmen95 April 21, 2023
Get the Sam mug.Sam hell or Sam Hill is a southern euphemism for the the devil personified typically used as a curse.
by M2P4P November 26, 2013
Get the sam hell mug.1. Cousin of the main character from the popular 1980's film, E.T.
2. Los Angeles Clippers guard who brought popularity to the Clippers in the 2005-2006 with his jaw dropping dunks and excellent ability to split team's defenses and dish it off to his teammates
2. Los Angeles Clippers guard who brought popularity to the Clippers in the 2005-2006 with his jaw dropping dunks and excellent ability to split team's defenses and dish it off to his teammates
1. Sam Cassell is E.T.'s cousin
2. Did you see that, he totally cheated with his alien powers to dunk like that!
2. Did you see that, he totally cheated with his alien powers to dunk like that!
by Chris Browns May 30, 2006
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