Smack my Bone and call me Sally

A chick giving a doucher a hand job and right before he is about to cum she slaps his boner to make him last longer.

Greg's boyfriend was jerking him off when all of a sudden he cries out "Smack my bone and call me Sally". He gets a second wind and returns the favor.

by Royal Oak Douchebag January 26, 2012

Well spank my ass and call me sally

I don't believe it! Excited exclamation of disbelief or excitement.

Interviewer: "Well Mr Jones, everything seems to be in order and we are delighted to offer you the job"
Mr Jones: "Well spank my ass and call me Sally!"
Interviewer: "......"

by DougieT May 30, 2006

well slap my titties and call me sally

when someone is so amazed at something that they have someone slap their tits and call them sally, then they turn into a girl for the rest of their lives. the spell can be undone by saying: well slap my dick and call me your name here

well slap my titties and call me sally

SHIT YOU A GIRL

HELL YA

by super mega poop December 9, 2013

《¤》Sally 《¤》Brompton 《¤》Only《¤》 Thinks《¤》 Of《¤》 The 《¤》Angel《¤》 Number 《¤》Five 《¤》Thousand《¤》 &《¤》 Thirty《¤》 Five《¤》

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《¤》Sally 《¤》Brompton 《¤》Only《¤》 Thinks《¤》 Of《¤》 The 《¤》Angel《¤》 Number 《¤》Five 《¤》Thousand《¤》 &《¤》 Thirty《¤》 Five《¤》

by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 7, 2025

Sally Girl Princess

Someone who is a male but is in fact very girly, someone who is also very scared of people and can be a little bitch at times.

Oh, look over there at Ryan Orth! Why is he always such a Sally Girl Princess?

by WalterWhite6523 September 29, 2022

EARTHWORM SALLY

its earthworm sally, carrying diseases from florida to cali (florida to cali) 🪱🪱🪱🪱👹🦶😍👹🦶😍👹🦶👹🦋🦋🦋😯😯😯

EARTHWORM SALLY AHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

by yass_queen April 16, 2022

Earthworm sally

To cut several earthworms in half and drink their blood then to preform sexual deeds on a dog.

I preformed an earthworm sally last night.

by EnglishFolkWithPoptarts September 20, 2021