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A chick giving a doucher a hand job and right before he is about to cum she slaps his boner to make him last longer.
Greg's boyfriend was jerking him off when all of a sudden he cries out "Smack my bone and call me Sally". He gets a second wind and returns the favor.
by Royal Oak Douchebag January 26, 2012
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I don't believe it! Excited exclamation of disbelief or excitement.
Interviewer: "Well Mr Jones, everything seems to be in order and we are delighted to offer you the job"
Mr Jones: "Well spank my ass and call me Sally!"
Interviewer: "......"
by DougieT May 30, 2006
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when someone is so amazed at something that they have someone slap their tits and call them sally, then they turn into a girl for the rest of their lives. the spell can be undone by saying: well slap my dick and call me your name here
well slap my titties and call me sally

SHIT YOU A GIRL

HELL YA
by super mega poop December 9, 2013
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Sally

A name that for some reason, people use as an example when they talk about something. They are never actually referring to a person they know.
Math Teacher: “Sally has 20 apples and 52.5 orange slices...”
by BernieLikesBuns April 25, 2021
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Sally

The best mother in the world but when you get into your teenage years you think she might be annoying but she is just trying to be in your life and that's not a bad thing. She is very understanding and you can tell her anything. She is a crazy mother (as in always wanting to do something fun, like going out and having a fun time with the family) and encourages everyone else to come too. She is the best mother ever and you should be grateful you have a mother like a sally.
"I'm feeling very insecure about my body, i might go talk to Sally she always makes me feel way better about myself."
by hello my name is _____ May 15, 2022
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Sally

formed a stupid group called “the wpz”
Sally: hi im back from my “summer break
Everyone else: *curses her out* fuck u Sally
by spacemanishere49 June 7, 2023
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Sallyed

What happens to a guy having sex by the woman involved when she is faking. Like the restaurant scene in "When Harry met Sally ".
He was "Sallyed" last night.
by Oleladyblue February 5, 2019
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