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Russian Reversal

The Russian Reversal is a debating and argumentative tactic developed by the USSR during the twentieth century. A tool described as being able to end and subsequently win any discussion, its original intent was to stupefy capitalist dogs by inverting the sentence and introducing a new prepositional phrase, thus obfuscating the topic and allowing the debater to take control and bury his opponent. Its execution is as simple as it is lethal: the subject and direct object of the sentence in question are reversed, the sentence is preceded with "in Soviet Russia" and all sentences are shifted into the second person.

This is because Soviet Russia is a wondrous land of complete automation and bizarre reversal of ordinary American events and situations. Imagine your wonder when, upon calling a taxi, you discover that here in Soviet Russia, taxi calls YOU!!
The Russian Reversal in action...

In Soviet Russia prisoners arrest YOU!!

In Soviet Russia dog walks YOU!!

In Soviet Russia baby gives birth to YOU!!

In Soviet Russia n00b pwns YOU!!
by Red Head's Redemption January 24, 2011
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Reverse psychology

Reverse psychology: a persuasion technique involving the false advocacy of a belief or behavior contrary to the belief or behavior which is actually being advocated. This technique relies on the psychological phenomenon of reactance, in which a person has a negative emotional response in reaction to being persuaded, and thus chooses the option which is being advocated against.
by You won't do it. September 14, 2009
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Reverse Vampire

A vampire who craves the sun and hates the night. Loves to get a tan. Refered to in both The Simpsons and Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
Reverse Vampires sleep in tanning booths during the night.
by Rankojin July 12, 2004
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paul revere middle school

Basically a jail. You can't wear what you want (you're shorts must to your knees or longer), the teachers are all crazy and unhelpful, and everyone ends up pushing each-other through the hallway. People smoke weed, lose their virginity, and cry over Formspring.
Girl1: Yeah, I go to Paul Revere Middle School

Girl2: Oh that sucks what do you wear?

Gir1: jeans, turtle-neck sweater, converse. they don't let us wear anything cute.
by peaco33 September 19, 2011
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Reverse Shawshank

To slowly, and painstakingly, acquire things bit by bit in exactly the opposite way that Tim Robbins got rid of the dirt and rocks that he excavated from his cell as he dug his tunnel to freedom in the film, Shawshank Redemption.
hey man, how're you building up such an awesome hot sauce collection?

No worries dude, I'm Reverse Shawshanking some hot sauce from all the local diners and late night cafes.
by okfuskee June 21, 2010
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reverse mustard slide

Anal sex, when yellow mustard is used as the lubricant.
Sex getting boring, try a reverse mustard slide to spice things up.
by derksoda December 7, 2009
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Chinese Reversal

To go up to someone in child birth and punch the baby back inside.
The child was crowning, but then that asshole Chinese Reversal it back inside.
by tallywacker17 December 13, 2010
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