cunning runt

The opposite of a running cunt

“What is the difference between a gaggle of pigmy’s and a women’s cross country team? One is a group of cunning runts, the other is a group of running cunts”

by Cunning runt August 13, 2023

Damp old runt

A colossal arsehole, damp old runt used to rule America, badly, and when Americans finally got the chance to be free or damp old runt, damp old runt imploded and former a collective of arseholes who trumped they’re way through Congress and created a massive stink that innocent lives were jeopardised and one sadly lost.

This massive arsehole is being finally being stuffed with a big old batten preventing any vile gases from escaping into social media, but will it be enough?

Damp old runt a massive cunt

by Clarabella January 7, 2021

Rent-A-Cock

a rented out dildo or penis.

salesman says: I sell cock and cock accesories.

woman says: do you have a rent-a-cock?

by cock girl April 6, 2009

Rent

from Rentboy. Can actually mean something actually gay as well as meaning the modern way of using gay. ie for something that is shit.

1.Dave - Look at that fucking cocoa Shunter over there!
Paul - ergh Man, he looks totally rent.

2. As Stevie dies and burns again on level 2 of Streetfighter 4, He slams the controller down on the floor and utters the immortal words.... " This game is fucking Rent!!"

by Class n Style June 16, 2009

Ruen

Ruen; god of sex

I absolutely just Ruened that girl, bro!

by captain whoreman June 28, 2020

rent a goon

A term for an FBI agent or agent(s), who is or are "on loan" from another area or field office to help with another field office, agent, investigation, etc.

What? We don't need a rent a goon here, what we need is more evidence!

by College Joe December 1, 2006

Rent-A Friend

A rent-a friend is a friend you can rent for 1 cent an hour(what a bargin!)

1: Are you going to rent-A friend today??? I hear they are only 1 cent an hour!

2: Woah, didnt think about that! atleast they are cheaper than a prostitute...

1: hahahahaha yeah

by somerandomgirl2222222 October 9, 2008