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Daddy's Revenge

This is basically what happens in a number of situations involving a Daddy's Little Girl.

1: The girl's boyfriend may have got her pregnant, and maybe shunned responsibility.

2: The girl may have finished with her boyfriend but he isn't getting the message.

3: The father is over-protective and has found out some boy has so much as looked at his little girl.

What the revenge involves will depend on what Daddy is like. The lad who has wronged his daughter in whatever way could end up with a thrashing, an appearance in court, a shotgun up the nose, or forced into a marriage that wily little minx has planned all along (you didn't really believe her when she said she was safe for a few days, did you?)
Daddy's Little Girl: "I want us to get married, Joe.
Joe: Married? No, sorry. I do like you, but I wasn't planning....
DLG: But I'm pregnant.
Joe: Well, I'm sorry, but it was your idea not to take precautions that night.
DLG: Did I mention my Daddy boxes for Southampton? Yes, he's just as fit and strong as when he was eighteen. Hell of a punch he's got on him. Oh yes. He'd do anything for his little girl.
Joe: But wait....I....wasn't....
His choice - Daddy's Revenge or marriage to someone who plans to take him for every penny he's got and then dump him in the gutter without a copper coin to his name.
by StormSworder August 20, 2006
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Revenge

Intro: TryHardNinja
Creeper
Aw man

Verse 1: TryHardNinja
So we back in the mine
Got our pickaxe swinging from side to side
Side-side to side
This task, a grueling one
Hope to find some diamonds tonight, night, night
Diamonds tonight

Pre-Chorus: TryHardNinja
Heads up
You hear a sound, turn around and look up
Total shock fills your body
Oh, no, it's you again
I can never forget those eyes, eyes, eyes
Eyes-eye-eyes

Chorus: TryHardNinja
'Cause, baby, tonight
The creeper's tryna steal all our stuff again
'Cause, baby, tonight
You grab your pick, shovel, and bolt again (Bolt again-gain)
And run, run until it's done, done
Until the sun comes up in the morn'
'Cause, baby, tonight
The creeper's tryna steal all our stuff again (Stuff again-gain)
Applebees #5643 CREEPER, AWW MAN

Dr Doofenshitz #6969 SO WE BACK IN THE MINE

Imagine Wagons #4209 GOT OUR PICKAXE SWINGING FOROM SIDE TO SIDE

Homo Vloggus #5678 SIDE SIDE TO SIDE

8fi #1631 THIS TASKS A GRUELING ONE

Bell dolphin #1337 HOPE TO FIND SOME DIAMONDS TO NIGHT

Ganonwhore #3587 DIAMONDS TO NIGHT

Creeper #aww man HANDS UP, HEAR A SOUND TURN AROUND A LOOK UP

Captain Sparklez #2840 TOTAL SHOCK FILLS YOUR BODY

TryHardNinja #1234 OH NO ITS YOU AGAIN I CAN NEVER FORGET THOSE EYES EYES EYES, EYES EYES EYES.

Filthy Joker Main #6978 CAUSE BABY TONIGHT THE CREEPERS GONA STEAL OUR STUFF AGIAN.

discord sings revenge
by bayleef643 August 28, 2019
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titturds revenge

someone who got drunk, pulled a titturd and woke feeling like shit was called a titturd, and got some coffee and threw it in someones face
that guy pulled a titturds revenge look at that- his face is scalded
by The Bandit May 3, 2008
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Chiang Kai-Shek's Revenge

A case of traveler's diarrhea that one gets during a trip to the China, specifically the People's Republic of China. Takes it's name from Chiang Kai-Shek, the leader of Nationalist China, who was overthrown by the Chinese Communist under Mao Zedong in 1949.
Bob: Hey, where's Jim? We were supposed to go see the Great Wall Today.
Mary: He came down with a case of Chiang Kai-Shek's Revenge
by thegreatrock June 22, 2012
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Poseidon's revenge

A sexual act involving two partners, a diving board, and a pool at least 7 feet deep. The receiving partner is in the water, with their orifice of choice facing upwards and above the water. The other partner climbs the diving board, jumps off, and penetrates the other in the water. Whether you hit or miss, this is guaranteed to be quite an experience for both of you.
"Babe, I love you and all, but I wanna spice things up, sexually."

"You want spice? I will give you Poseidon's revenge with full force, how's that for spice?"
by nochilliam August 27, 2016
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Spoon's revenge

Revenge for harassment, preferably to name calling.
I installed linux on your work computer because you called me spoon. Spoon's revenge!
by Spoon July 16, 2004
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ghandi's revenge

Severe diarrhea caused by eating spicy food or stale Taco Bell food.
Aw MAN! I nearly died from Ghandi's Revenge because I had to wait two hours to finish eating my burrito.
by Jake March 5, 2003
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