Research Bitch

The guy or girl at the office that gets shit on with an ungodly amount of research, some being their own, more being everyone's extra work they don't feel like doing. This person is normally the worthless one and probably can't do much else. Normally not intelligent and the brunt of peoples jokes.

Wow, I have a ton of work to do today. Let me pawn some stuff off on the research bitch.

by MotocrossX October 6, 2011

rehearsal birthday

A rehearsal birthday is spontaneously given when the person with the upcoming birthday is in danger of buying the exact same gift that you have already gone to a lot of trouble to acquire.

"We had to throw a rehearsal birthday as Emma announced she was going to get a new skateboard today - I bought one for her 3 weeks ago."

by wonfuji January 19, 2013

released the crackitch

When your butt crack, or butthole itches so bad you're afraid to scratch it because if you do you won't be able to stop because it feels too good.

Wife: Honey will you please stop scratching your butthole in front of me, it's gross. Some things should just be kept to ourselves.

Husband: I can't now, I've already released the crackitch.

by Brochacho6 April 1, 2015

release dat

When you're too impatient for the release you don't even finish

Vikings season 4 release dat

by Kinn Notap January 28, 2016

reheating the leftovers

When you hook up with your ex.

Well Claire it looks like Bryan is here again with cassy she has those in for 5 minutes at power level 5 , she is reheating the leftovers again

by Paprocki March 17, 2016

release the plummet

Taking a shit that comes out hard and fast.

While pooping she exclaimed "release the plummet".

by Cornbang March 23, 2016

remease

Unisex name. Extremely beautiful, funny, smart and overall charmer. Beautiful name for a beautiful person.

Remease went to the shops

by Topshotta2401 November 23, 2016