I reject your reality and substitute my own

"I reject your reality and substitute my own" is often said when someone is completely unwilling to accept the truth and instead chooses to create their own version of reality. It's often used in a joking or sarcastic way to poke fun at people who are being stubborn or delusional.

Person 1: Dude, you failed the test. You need to study more next time.
Person 2: I reject your reality and substitute my own. I actually aced the test, but the teacher accidentally marked my answers wrong.
Person 1: Uh, yeah right. Keep telling yourself that.

by Obv troll is obvious April 8, 2023

reject

refusing to accept something

emily got rejected by her step-brother.

by opticom December 21, 2022

Vapid Rejection

That's what your entire position is all about.

Hym "Vapid rejection. Regardless of the circumstances so you can steal my shit from me. And then trying to force me to accept that rejection and stay here and die. So no. Go fuck yourself. You pay now. You don't get to make all this money off of me and leave me out of it. And their doesn't need to be a state sanctioned program. They're doing it. No third rail. You do something about it or I'm doing something about it. And if you are both trying to stop me from doing this thing about it so it can continue to happen then it is, in fact, a program. You are participating in it."

by Hym Iam June 17, 2025

We’ll reject inside jokes

a thing that the urban dictionary mods won’t allow.

Any mod- “we’ll reject inside jokes”
P2- “y’all really suck”

by HAM-BUR-BUR October 12, 2022

Reject

A person who sucks at absolutely everything. aka YOU

Hi

I reject you

by oply October 20, 2020

Rejection

When the girl you love likes your best mate...

See that ibo lad over there. The girl he loves wants his best mate haha.. total rejection

by Omgffffff July 10, 2019

Sperm Bank Reject

Someone that for some reason, somehow ended up on this world, after being put on the "rejected sperm" shelf in the spermbank and is now a burden to everyones life.

Dan: "Jesus Christ, Richard, you're a fucking sperm bank reject. The nurses should have thrown your dads sperm out right away instead of putting it on a shelf. You're probably as ugly and brain-damaged as he was."

Richard: "..."

by John_is_not_a_homophobe August 17, 2021