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High Riser

a wealthy, famous, or high-profile woman with no children
I'm only looking to date high risers, man. A big bank and no kids to slow us down.
They try to throw shade on her but Chelsea Handler says, Fuck yall, I'm living the high riser life.
It's like Oprah started a trend. Now, even young ones like Miley Cyrus and AOC are committed high risers
by RR Hood July 15, 2023
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Early Riser

a 17 or 18-year-old woman who has decided to be child-free and unmarried for life, focusing only on work.
People thought she was a lesbian but she's really just an early riser. I see her with different guys all the time.
Calling herself an early riser is complete BS. By the time she's 28, she'll be married with two kids.
Most of the girls in college are gonna be early risers and risers. They got brainwashed by feminists and leftist professors.
by RR Hood July 17, 2023
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ample reserves

Holy shit why are half the questions about ample reserves on this stupid fucking economics test
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goon reservoir

A container for holding the substances leaked while in the act of gooning. Sometimes a jar, sometimes a bowl, or sometimes the humble McDonalds cup, anything capable of containing a liquid could serve as a goon reservoir.
Kyle has been in his room all day, I bet he’s almost filled his goon reservoir.
by Fancyursa March 21, 2025
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Indian reservation

When you made a reservation at a restaurant but when you get there they have given it away to someone else.
Apparently the hostess made ours an Indian reservation.
by Kjahnke812 October 2, 2025
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Rob Reiner Cocktail

A classic Rob Reiner is just like a Bloody Mary, except it's garnished with a big old meatball.
The Rob Reiner is a savory, spicy cocktail made from vodka, tomato juice, and various seasonings. The recipe is simple to make from scratch by following a few key steps.

Ingredients
2 oz Vodka
4 oz Tomato Juice (or V-8/Clamato for a thinner texture/more flavor)
tsp prepared Horseradish, adjust to taste
2 dashes Worcestershire sauce
2 dashes Hot sauce (such as Tabasco), adjust to taste
tsp Celery salt, for rim and mix
tsp Coarse Black pepper
1 Lemon wedge
1 Lime wedge
Ice

Instructions
Prepare the glass: Rub a lemon or lime wedge around the rim of a tall glass, then dip the rim into a shallow plate of celery salt and black pepper mix to coat it. Fill the glass with fresh ice.
Mix the cocktail: In a cocktail shaker with ice, combine the vodka, tomato juice, horseradish, Worcestershire sauce, and hot sauce. Squeeze the lemon and lime wedges into the shaker and drop them in.
Shake and strain: Shake the mixture well until the outside of the shaker is chilled.
Serve: Strain the cocktail into the prepared, ice-filled glass.
Garnish: Garnish with one large meatball. Classic options include a beef meatball, Italian sausage meatball, and an extra few meatballs mixed inside. Creative garnishes can include pickled mearballs, bacon wrapped meatballs, or meatball skewers.
Hello, bartender, I'd like to order a Rob Reiner Cocktail. It's just like a bloody mary, except instead of celery you garnish with a meatball.
by R1c0c4et December 16, 2025
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the carnal reserve bank

Analogous to the federal reserve bank except for the spank bank. The carnal reserve bank is the central location in the brain where all pornographic,erotic and sexy images,scenarios and fantasies are stored for spanking stimulation.Where as the spank bank stores recent and favorite images,the carnal reserve bank keeps older or less frequently used images.
I got tired of whacking off to the same old fantasy so I summoned up some different material from the carnal reserve bank.
by wolfbait51 September 28, 2011
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