Fortnite battle royale

why does this f*cking game EXIST!??!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!?! JUST WHY? THIS GAME, OH GOD! THIS GAME SUCKS! JUST DELETE THIS GAME PLEASE!!!!!!

Jimmy jorge: Hey do you play Fortnite battle royale?
smart bobby plank: No? Why do you ask
Jimmy: I play it bobb-
bobby has left the chat.

by that mememer May 9, 2020

royal

the best. the coolest.

dude you are lookin royal!

by slybacon August 26, 2008

Clash Royale

A game that have paid to wins and free to plays, has lots of very rigged match up.

Clash Royale is a addicting game.

by Lavaloon God May 29, 2018

royal wank

To make a special occasion for a pulling of the pud.

Lee lit the red candles round the room, filled his last condom with cream and slapped his 18ft cock into it, enjoying the royal wank he'd planned for weeks.

by vinagan July 29, 2008

roolz

Synonym for rules, though with a more rooling spirit. Best used in text messages.

d00d. that shit roolz.

by Colin January 6, 2005

That's Royal

Meaning that something is awesome or very agreeable with.

John: I just managed to score two tickets to the new Strokes Concert.

Jimmy: That's Royal dude. Can I come?

by Marcos Nappy Barranos December 15, 2011

Royal Jelly

The glorious coating surrounding a cock when it pulls out of an asshole that has not been prelubed. The asshole has created a natural lubricant that when stretched between your fingers has similar texture to snot from your nose when you have a mild cold. Colour varies from clear, creamy white to orange (possibly due to diet).

She was so hot when I ass fucked her, my cock shimmered in a delectable coating of Royal Jelly.

by Dick Slime October 11, 2007