Raisin Bran

A square. Someone whose grapes (either testes or ovaries) has shriveled through trauma, acting through fear not allowing the best outcomes out most situations.

Let's go to the gun range, don't be such a raisin bran.

"Hey, I got new job as a courier."
"Are you sure you want to drive so much, what if you get in an accident?"
"Quit being such a raisin bran."

by WisloveGodstyle June 4, 2025

Raising Awareness

I'm also raising about Piers Morgan's wife and how she needs a break because he's a retard piece of shit.

Hym "No Piers. What's actually happening here you are collectivizing to steal my work and I'm going to kill someone's kids if I don't get to retire before everyone else and you don't give me the credit I deserve and pay me. I have a right to do what I'm doing here and you don't have a right to profit in my stead. Not all Urban Dictionary posts are created equal. But, until then, I'll be raising awareness about how Piers Morgan's wife needs to take breaks to go and get schlonged by a fat cock because marriage is just the ancillary fate you are condemned to is you cock is fat."

by Hym Iam June 10, 2025

Raisin Bran Autism

A specific form of autism that is very raisin bran-esque in a way that cannot be described with any other term.

"I've seen every single episode, movie and spinoff of Power Rangers."
-someone showing signs of raisin bran autism

by YK80 January 21, 2026

yogurt rasins

a white person who wants to be black

some people think that Eminem is a yogurt rasin, but those who say that are profoundly retarded.

by bojzzle June 26, 2004

Borderline Raisin

1. Almost entirely evil and/or undesirable.

2. Refers to a grape which rotten or shriveled almost to the point of raisnry

Priscilla is so mean, she is borderline raisin.

by rasinators December 12, 2013

anus raisin

Any person that's acting like a shit-head. Comparing someone to a turd.

"Hey dude, knock off the shitty attitude. You're acting like a real anus raisin"

by GEET March 13, 2014

Mud raisin

An anus.

She only let me hit the mud raisin because she said she was a virgin.

by Mud-raisin July 26, 2016