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Quests before Breasts

The preference of videogames, boardgames, or any sort of virginity-prolonging entertainment over females.
Used in a similar (although far sadder) fashion to "bros before hoes."
Guy 1 : Hey, do you wanna come to the wicked party a couple blocks away this evening? There are gonna be a lot of cute girls over there.

Guy 2: Nah, I wanna get my dwarven paladin Alvannor to level 80 tonight. Quests before breasts!

Guy 1: Uhh.....alright.
by garuda1 June 29, 2014
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Quester

A magical weapon that is not of this planet.
Mainly used to kill invading aliens.
Human: How about I just kill you

Alien: How many questers you got?

Human: what's a quester?

Alien: How you gonna kill us if you ain't got no questers?

Alien 2: Everybody know you need questers.
by LascaalaClips April 20, 2020
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Buddy Question

A semi passive-aggressive statement delivered a question format in a effort to lessen the sting of the obvious failure on your part.

The person asking the question already knows the answer, they just want to create the uncomfortable moment of making you state what is already obvious.
Buddy: “Do you think that we should have a written policy about Sales people discounting deals without permission below our stated floor?”

David: “quit asking me ‘buddy questions’!”
by entechUS October 24, 2018
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Cleanup Queen

The one who is invited to the gangbang solely for the purpose of cleaning up the bodily fluids dropped during coitus. Usually a fat and ugly slob
Jay is so gross- who invited him to the group fuckfest??

He’s only here to be the cleanup queen— he’s going to take all the loads!!
by Bigdickballer420 June 28, 2019
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Facebook Attention Question

A question a person puts as their status they can easily find out by typing it in google, rather than wasting time and typing it in facebook and waiting for a reply, google does it in (0.06 seconds)
Facebook Attention Question Ex: Hey people, how do I make it so that it says where I'm at on here, you know, the locations thingy!?
by Facebook User34 January 18, 2011
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Candle Queen

A spoiled brat who gets her way by throwing tantrums and playing the victim.
Person 1: Hey, did you here about Chloe? Apparently she slapped Sarah and made her cry!
Person 2: Nah, I was there when it happened. Sarah's just being a Candle Queen.
by FlashwaveXL February 17, 2019
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Circle Queen

Male or Female. Snooty, Stuck-Up, Arrogant, Elitist, Cliqueish, Self Obsessed, Ego-Maniacal, Neo-Nazi Assholes.
"Spoken like a True Circle Queen! Priveleged, Rich Kids who get to draw this Neat little Cicle. Everyone inside their circle is considered Normal. Everyone Outside that Circle should be Bent, Broken and Reshaped, so that they fit inside that Circle. Failing that, they should be institutionalized. ...Or Worse, Pitied!" - Gregory House, MD
by Scottabot December 3, 2010
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