poor man's abortion

Striking a pregnant woman in suck a way as to deliberately cause her to miscarry.

"Yeah my girlfriend was pregnant but I gave her a poor man's abortion"

by jjjk July 29, 2006

you poor thing

a saying referring to a man doing a thirst trap wearing a ghostface mask

*Person sees a figure slightly resembling ghostface*
Person: "you poor thing."

by sussiestimposter September 12, 2021

Poorgasm

when you have as much money as MC hammer and the only thing left you can do is wank it to the beat of "nobody knows the trouble Ive seen".

I just caught Tony Danza having a poorgasm behind Wal-Mart.

by tom k November 25, 2003

Poor-man's virgin

The use of a slice of smoked ham to simulate a hymen.

She said she'd never been with a man before, but I found a package of prosciutto under the bed in the morning, so I think she may have just been a Poor-man's virgin.

by amsclark February 11, 2010

Poor Undercover

Someone who is very poor but either lives in a rich neighborhood or someone who acts rich to gain exception.

A person seen as Wigger or a poser because of where they live is a Poor Undercover

by CPHman December 1, 2005

pooriffic

Smelling of horrible, stinky poo.

The Snizzle smells pooriffic.

by S. Cook September 23, 2008

Poor Lupin

a full moon. Reference to Remus Lupin in the Harry Potter series who is a werewolf. When the moon is full, he transforms, which is said to be painful, so when you see a full moon, you say "poor lupin". can also be used at a noun i.e. instead of saying "there's a full moon tonight," you'd say, "there's a poor lupin tonight". Sort of the opposite of a Lucky Lupin (crescent moon)

bob: Wow! look at the full moon, it's bright!
joe: yeah, but poor Lupin
or
bob: I really hope there's a poor Lupin tomorrow for the camping trip!

by potter>twilight July 16, 2010