preston

A bizzare place in lancashire england. people who look through t he wrong eyes see a shit hole. nobody famous ever goes apart from ken loach, and luibana himid, and like... all the bands that play at 53 degrees, where that guy got stabbed. Also "Joy Division" played recorded their last album here live and the lead singer took his own life 3 months later. Due to cases like this preston is often called "deppreston". there is an abundance of chavs, but a true prestoner knows how to not get stabbed. Preston seems to be completely free from revolution. Nothing ever changes here and those who are poor always will be unless they escape... and those who are rich dont live here.. It is like a black abyss which sucks people in.. its always a lot easier to drive into preston than it is to get out. The pros are newman college, greatest college ever and spending years finding people like you who are trapped just as you are and making friends.

dude 1: Let's go to preston!
dude 2: wtf dude! turn around! well never escape

guy 1: excuse me im looking for an already-severed human foot. can you help me?
guy 2: yeah mate, preston is that way. be careful though.
guy1: thankyou kind sir.

by Dom Moon May 24, 2007

pubestylist

A person, or object, in which cuts the pubes of a woman into different styles, ie; corn rows, hitler mustache, landing strip.

Girl 1: wow my pubes are getting out of control!

Girl 2: well Jenny, you should go see my pubestylist, he is great!

Girl 1: you think so?

Girl 1: yeah check out my landing strip! isnt it great?

by crockpot1 November 14, 2009

Preston

A complete fucking weeaboo.

Student 1"that Preston guy is a weirdo" student 2"more like a weeaboo" student 1"a what?" Student 2"all he does is watch anime and talk about Japan" student 1"oh shit here he comes now" Preston"don't diss attack on Titan it's really kimochi"

by RedleafJeff November 10, 2017

Presto

When he or she passes gas. Instead of saying they farted you say "presto".

The girl just did a presto after eating to many beans!

by Lola T M February 11, 2018

Preston

A boy that doesn't know sh**. He is a di** to girls and doesn't care about them. He plays girls and acts depressed for attention. If you have a Preston in your life be sure to get rid of him asap.

Preston is a di** to girls.

by Someone no one cares about February 23, 2019

preston north end

The greatest football team to exist
Also known as pne located in preston, Lancashire

I asked my mother what should I be,
Should I be blackpool or pne heres what she said to me, wash would mouth out son,

Go get your father's gun,
We'll shoot some blackpool scum,
Shoot some blackpool scum,
We hate blackpool We hate blackpool We hate blackpool We hate blackpool We hate blackpool We hate blackpool we are the blackpool haters,

Sea, sea, sea side shitt aaahhhhhh

Guy 1:Who do you support

Guy 2:I support preston north end

by FWWFUZE August 11, 2022

Pubest Angst

A term Dan the former moderator of the Legend of Dragoon forum used on the evil spammer Shin. He became fascinated with the word, a word that he pondered over the weeks he was banned. Finally after being unbanned, he applied as a moderator for GameTalk and later became one of the greatest moderators of all time.

Dan: he has some sort of PUBEST ANGST



Shin: OMGWTF IS THAT?!! ::gets banned::



::3 weeks later::



Shin: I wanna become a mod




Val: Sure

by Yameneko April 10, 2005