puppet show

An activity which is fruitless and a major time waster.

Such as Hanging out with insecure fat obese boys and their 500 pound relatives at tacky Christmas parties.

Don't dance with them or you'll get laughed at.

A puppet show is when you feel sorry for a fat obese boy who is ugly.

She went to the christmas party with the fat kid because she felt sorry for him. What a puppet show that turned out to be.

by Salvatore Vitale's Fat Son December 24, 2008

dick puppet

a girl who walks around with very little clothes and does not appear to be too bright...only good for one thing

Look at the dick puppet over there on the corner with her tits almost hanging out

by DRM37 September 12, 2005

Tuskegee Puppet Show

when one male inadvertantly catches another male jacking off he has been given a "Tuskegee Puppet Show". This move can also be construed as an offensive tactic by a male a la an armadillo to shock an impending practical joke and subvert it.

"I was getting ready to toss a firecracker into Strouse's shower but he saw me sneaking up his steps and set me up with a Tuskegee Puppet Show."

by Chunky Lou May 7, 2008

puppet

1. A toy, usually shaped like and animal or human that is controlled by either a hand up its ass or from strings attached to its limbs and body.

2. An alternate name for a cigarette. Orginating from Cockney Rhyming Slang. Cigarette rhymes with Marionette which is a puppet.

1. Steven: That's a cool puppet.
George: There is no such thing as a cool puppet.

2. Alex: Lash us a puppet man.
Sam: Fine, but you owe me about fifty bucks in cigarettes.
Alex: Whatever. I need to suck ash!

by juppo47 January 14, 2007

puppetshow

1. An event that is more show than substance.
2. A simple task that is confounded by problems

1. The meeting was a puppetshow.
2. Getting this meeting arranged was a real puppetshow.

by Paul McGrath February 24, 2004

russian puppet situation

A situation when in something sticks something else in which something else sticks...
Not only for real things also for knotty problems

Yesterday we got a a Russian puppet situation with a packet which was sent to Rose, but inside was a also a letter for Dan and in Dans letter was also a page for Harry

by Ljuk January 11, 2008

Flesh Puppet

A silly (albeit functional) collection of fat blobs, flesh strings, bone tubes, meat bags. When a flesh puppet looses most of it's functionality, it gets demoted to a corpse.

"You say this Flesh Puppet is no longer animated? No worries. For a small fee, I'd be happy to store it in a decorative box, and add it to my collection." - An Anonymous Undertaker

by Raxle Berne April 21, 2016