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protectorant

a thing that protects
armor-all is a protectorant of car dashes everywhere
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protest poop

When a dog is unhappy with you, it will poop somewhere inconvenient , like your shoe or the door mat. With absolutely no attempt to go outside to show you how upset they are.
Man: Goldie's upset I took her to the vet

Woman; how can you tell?

Man; when we got home she left a protest poop on my bed
by Tree trunks June 24, 2014
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protein wall

The invisible wall one hits while dining at a Brazilian Steakhouse, or churrascaria, after eating approximately 25 ounces of meat. Symptoms usually include hyperactivity, trips to the bathroom, and dizziness, with an intense crash at some point in the next two hours.
Charles and Joey hit a massive protein wall tonight at Texas de Brazil. Their wives practically had to drag them away from the table.
by jdubs8313 January 18, 2016
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Proto-bro

A bro that bro'ed before all other bros. The prototype for all future bros. Does not know how to get anywhere other than the gym and tanning salon. One cannot bro harder than the protobro. Typically they dwell in Omaha, Nebraska and can be easily distracted by other bros.
William Anderson must be the proto-bro... he broes so hard motha fuckers try to fine him.
by Bromaster420 July 22, 2016
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protp

Two or more people who you want to work together professionally. Maybe you think they would create something amazing.
My protp is Halsey and Troye Sivan. I feel like they could write a really great song together.
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protagify

A type of Hawaiian food
Shit! I spilled protagify on my keyboard!
by nottherealmsb July 29, 2017
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protomeme

A meme that has existed before the term "meme" was coined or widely accepted. This primarily contains any viral or widely known humorous content dated before 2010. Such as "Hamster Dance" or "killroy was here."
"Dude, Have you seen this hamster dance meme?" "Yeah, that protomeme has been around forever.."
by Blackphidora May 28, 2018
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