promised land

boobs or pussy

I'd love to touch her promised land

by Dana Mix August 17, 2003

Party Promise

Lies that bush the punks made to get elected.

They invent self serving lies and other evilness to make their bullshit sound good and those lies are "party promises".

"The war in Iraq is under control".
"This will keep social securit solvent".
"I served as a fighter pilot in the national guard".
And, his worst one,
"I love America".

by REAL AMERICAN VETERAN April 23, 2005

Promisecuity

The constant reneging or breaking of promises

The recent rash of promisecuity among close friends makes for no wonder that trust is hard to cultivate and keep.

by Wordsmithing fool July 22, 2008

prosecution

1. Another word for The Man. Gets you busted for possession of marijuana, copying DVDs, and other "crimes". Never ever in a Gogolplexian years does the prosecution do a good thing for yourself.

2. What you'll be on the receiving end of if you screw up.

1. In Heaven the prosecution is spiritually incapable of winning ever.
2. Violators subject to prosecution.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter May 23, 2008

prosecutie

An attractive female who is below the age of consent, but definitely asking for it.

That Emma Watson may be a prosecutie, but she'd be worth the 15-20 hard time.

by likelyculprit May 24, 2007

promised land

noun; the place Martin Luther King Jr. spoke about in his famous "I have a dream speech"; a ghetto over flowing with drugs and alcohol

50 cent came straight from the promised land.

by fiftycent4Life August 23, 2005

McDonalds meat prosesing

When you are tiping cows then smoke a coco puff. then the cow says that you are gay. then it attacks you. So you piss on it the light it on fire and run it over with a semitruck that has chain saws attached to the front.

McDonalds meat prosesing Sucks.

by Dain666699999000true March 10, 2009