pretend weekend

Doing things normally reserved for a weekend when it's actually a work night / school night (i.e. binge drinking).

"I want to get slizzered, pretend weekend anyone?"
"Work was tough after pretend weekend last night."

by rcalley July 8, 2014

Prehensile Tongue

the act of sticking your tongue out while doing anything that requires more than average thought or concentration.

John's trying to find the shift key, his prehensile tongue is a throwback to early man's pre-keyboard days.

by Philo T. Farnsworth November 1, 2014

presentationphophobia

The fear of making a presentation on phobias

Stephen had presentationphophobia during 6th hour

by Stephano Smithezo December 12, 2014

pretend bitch

A friend that tries to be a bitch but can't because you out bitch her

Sharpton is a pretend bitch.

by QHarley March 7, 2016

PreBeardy

Prebeardy is...

puberty for beards

Guy 1: Hey man, I'm going through PreBeardy.

Guy 2: Hope you go through man

by DragonSlayer153 November 16, 2016

prehensile pubes

When you can maneuver your pubic hairs at will.

guy #1"man that guy has some prehensile pubes."
guy #2 "yeah he fed me pretzels the other day with them!"

random girl "that must feel good in the bed"

by thereisnotenough2dowhatIwanted November 22, 2016

present giver

someone who gives presents

you are a bad present giver.

by fsdkfhks February 26, 2017