permacquaintance

(ADJ) Short for permanent acquaintance. Someone that you chill with, but you won't really know each other.

For example, the person you meet at a party, think they're pretty cool, but find out they're crazy later. You don't want them to go psycho on you, so you keep them as a permacquaintance.

Guy1: So, are you and her hitting it off?
Guy2: We did, but she's crazy. I'll keep her as a permacquaintance.

by The242 October 28, 2007

premature comeupage

Waking up too early after a long, late night of partying.

Nate: I gotta take a nap, I partied to hard last night.

Chris: Yeah, you are suffering from premature comeupage.

by xtopher brown December 9, 2008

Premature Put Away (P.P.A)

The act of putting your penis back in your trousers before fully shaking your drips

'Sorry i was rushing, i had a bit of a Premature Put Away (P.P.A)' Hope it doesnt stain.

by Craig Ellery December 9, 2008

premature-echatulation

When you met someone you're really excited about in a chat room and you mouth doesn't engage your brain. And what you say comes out all wrong and makes you feel like a complete idiot.

Im really sorry what I said I think I just suffered from premature-echatulation

by Stubey February 16, 2009

prefacestalk

To look up your blind date on facebook and determin her worthiness. Thus you can decide whether you want to see her again for the first time or proactively break off the relationship.

Ben: how was your date that suzie hooked you up with last night?
Dan: mer! ten minutes into dinner and I was in the bathroom trying to climb out the window.
Ben: I could have told you that just from prefacestalking her. When she can't find an attractive shot for the profile photo you know somethings wrong.
Dan: I'm seeing her again tonight.

by sexual inuendo March 5, 2009

Premature Off-Rampulation

The act of getting of the freeway or interstate too early. Missing your exit sign or taking a wrong offramp from any road.

Hey Todd what are you doing? We have like two more exits before we get off the freeway. Dammit Todd you got off too early, another example of Premature Off-Rampulation.

by DVS1 August 11, 2009

premature vocalization

when a song is playing and someone starts to sing the lyrics before they start in the song

Person 1: "doo doo doo da doo bum bum, On a dark desert highway..."
The Eagles: "On a dark desert highway..."
Person 2: "Hey, knock off that premature vocalization."

by D-Lynn May 12, 2010