potato mario

Potato mario is a fictional character that is rumoured to assist in genocides during the Yugoslav wars. Potato marios estimated kill count ranges from 3 to 280 thousand kills, participating in around 14 genocides, also assisting in terrorist attacks such as 9/11. Potato mario is mentioned in the most random times.

"Help! Someone broke into my house!"
"potato mario"

by ZZafir February 15, 2023

a fucking potato

why the fuck did you search this. it's a fucking potato.

why the actual fuck would you use this in a sentence. it's a fucking potato.

by Starberry Gaming September 25, 2020

fax potato

A person who faxes from one floor to another instead of getting up and running the information because they're too lazy to get out of their chair.

Dilbert, over in Engineering, is such a fax potato. He sent me 15 faxes this week. What, he can't leave his office to run me a READABLE spec sheet?

by Thor Rudebeck August 22, 2004

chin potatoes

when your nut are on her (or His) chin

that bitch loves when i give her some chin potatoes.

by bheron July 12, 2006

Flying potato

When a Irish man goes skydiving

Steve (your friend): Did you see that flying potato?
You: yes he flew so fast
Steve: I know!
You: I love refrigerators and flying potatoes

by Bill jobs bobs October 9, 2018

Front potatoes

(noun) While similar to a combination of a FUPA and a muffin top, front potatoes are unique in that they are characterized by the presence of an exceptionally tight belt or tight waistband. This constricting element makes the lower half (the fupa half) rather shapely--as if there's a bag of potatoes in the subject's pants. While generally seen in men, "front potatoes" don't discriminate based on sex.

Michael's fupa was strapped in so tightly, he was rockin' some mad front potatoes.

by spuffstuff December 2, 2011

sketch potatoes

when something is so sketch, it becomes potatoes

yeah it's sketch potatoes

by ginjy August 26, 2010