Porch Gook

A lazy and dumb asian.

“I want my daughter to marry a Stanford Korean man like Dr. Bradley Kim, not some common porch gook like ‘Cooter’ Park.”

by crjoker December 30, 2024

porch burger

A slur describing someone in the inner city, likely unemployed and overweight, who spends their days on his/her porch or stoop drinking and cat calling women

Stay off state street today, it’s filled with porch burgers

by Parker Parker December 31, 2024

Porch

Idk ask Jackson Leis

“What’s a porch?”

by Nmac06 June 27, 2025

Porch

Idk ask Jackson Leis

“What’s a porch”

by Nmac06 June 27, 2025

Porch Beers

Porch Beers originated during COVID when we couldn't hang out inside. It's a sacred time for middle-aged suburban dads to complain about their wives (and kids). It sometimes involves looking over your shoulder before asking your buddy, "But you said that to her?"

Dave: "Tough week at work. Porch beers?"

Ankur: "Hell yeah."

Erik: "Yeah man. I've been getting my B's busted. Let's do it."

by Friends Show July 19, 2025

Porch Lip

When someone's bottom lip sticks out really far so it looks like a porch

Damn, did you see that guy? He has a crazy case of Porch Lip

by Bluuu3 August 14, 2025

Porch Monxican

The Mexican version of a porch monkey.

Those porch Monxicans thought they were slick speaking Spanish and laughing when I walked past them, but little did they know I got an A+ in Spanish class so I know they were talking shit about me.

by Kria1990 September 9, 2025