Porch polar bear

What blacks, Mexicans, Indians, Asians, and any other race call white people sitting outside trying to enjoy their day and socialize.

Look at that family, it's not uncommon to see a porch polar bear or five way down in this part of Alabama this time of year.

by Solid Mantis September 14, 2016

porch weed

When you mix indoor weed and outdoor weed in the same bowl or joint.

Grind up some of the indoor stuff in the blue jar for me, I want to mix up some porch weed.

by Sir Chester Smokewell March 24, 2022

Porch Monkey

Another term for Lawn Jockey. A statue of a black stable boy on your front lawn.

Hey Ricky Bobby, nice Porch Monkey you got there. Thank you Jim Bob.

by Fischhead September 14, 2021

The front porch

While someone is laying on the ground you put a belt around their neck and then pull the belt forcing their face into your dick

I gave Jessy a the front porch the other weekend

by Freaky porch September 29, 2024

Sail the porch

To spend long periods of time on one's front porch. Usually involves music, conversation and some form of inebriates. May also involve food, especially food produced from a grill.

I'm just planning to sail the porch tonight, you can come hang, too.

by tehamahreha February 28, 2009

Porch Monkey

A black motherfucker that sits on the porch while the kkk stares at him in the woods.

On this episode, we see the black porch monkey in it’s natural habitat.

by Goatified March 9, 2021

porch lady

Porch lady sits out on her porch, scanning and looking for anything worthy of gossip. A snooping master, she knows all and can rival any cat in a stare down.

That porch lady Ms. Martingale is one nosy bitch, she told my wife I was banging the neighbours daughter.

by Chris Markenson October 24, 2017