by WilkieWeagle September 14, 2008
A form of ass play with no penetration of thy tongue, finger, or other devices. It’s simply playing on the porch. One might think of it as a type of rim job Ringing the doorbell is allowed and encouraged. If no one answers, you may resort to knocking.
by JakeyJakey January 28, 2018
A slur describing someone in the inner city, likely unemployed and overweight, who spends their days on his/her porch or stoop drinking and cat calling women
by Parker Parker December 31, 2024
Porch lady sits out on her porch, scanning and looking for anything worthy of gossip. A snooping master, she knows all and can rival any cat in a stare down.
That porch lady Ms. Martingale is one nosy bitch, she told my wife I was banging the neighbours daughter.
by Chris Markenson October 24, 2017
An ass that look's really good to anybody else going by, but nobody actually hangs out there because it’s uncomfortable.
by Maxbender May 25, 2025
a slur used to undermine african-americans. not super common in todays age, but used on social media occasionally.
“hey dude, i was called an african porch monkey on xbox today. what’s that mean?”
“oh, it’s just a slur typically used towards an african-american.”
“oh, it’s just a slur typically used towards an african-american.”
by itsok2005 February 03, 2022
A time in the summer white mainly in the northeast United States sit on their porch couch drinking cheap beer, listening to old music and bothering their neighbors with their cussing and or arguing.
by Ernchuck April 27, 2018