pool workout

the act of grabbing someone's head and dunking it under water. The person recieving the pool workout usually deserves it.

I'm going to have to give you a pool workout you fuckstick!!!

by lextrip December 29, 2003

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pool shark

When banging a chick from behind...one leans forward, grabs a fistful of hair with one hand and with the free hand balled into a fist with thumb projecting,proceeds to jamb the thumb in her ass in a forward stroking motion... mimicking a pool shot.

She was digging the doggy style until I brought out the pool shark. Dude, she was pissed.

by Slunkd April 20, 2008

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Pool noodle

The process of cumming into a partner’s anus, chopping them in half across the middle, and blowing into the anus until the cum spurts out of the severed intestine.

I was on pcp and ended up giving her a pool noodle

by Gorb May 26, 2020

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Life by the pool

Living a life that is without care or trouble; a state of being totally relaxed

1)

Me: Godamit! I have to work a 70hour week and start work at 3am for minimum wage just to pay all my bills

Friend: Yeah man, i know i hate work, i only get a months holiday each year!

Me: STFU! Your living life by the pool!

2)
Friend: So what you been up to today?
Me: Ah, not much, pulled a sickie so today ive been living life by the pool

by Alpha1defective July 12, 2010

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Ives Pool

A place that the sebastopol sea serpants practically live at and are the only cool things about it. With a pool manager with no heart and crazy lifegaurds that are against fun and everything happy. Could be compared to dementors. Pay is low and work sucks.

Hey kids don't you be having fun at Ives Pool or else I will tell the pool manager on you..look you are setting such a bad example for the other kids! Now they think they can have fun!

by poolbum October 9, 2008

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