Tom Clancy's Penis

Tom Clancy's male organ that he has doubtlessly outfitted with infered crosshairs, and night vision goggles.

Conversation between two hookers:

"I had to give Tom Clancy's Penis a blow yesterday."

"How was it?"

"Fucking difficult! He's so obsessed with gun add-ons that I thought his cock would blow my head off!"

by I swear to drunk, I'm not God! October 25, 2006

penis cake

A penis cake is, as the phrase implies, a cake that's either shaped like a penis or has one built on a regular cake. The penis stands vertically, and a small tube, like the ones used in fish tank filters, is run through the shaft and out the side of the cake. The end is connected to a turkey baster filled with milk, which should be concealed in some way to avoid ruining the surprise.

When the unsuspecting birthday person goes to blow out the candles, their friends slam down on the turkey baster and give them a birthday money shot.

"Man, my roommates threw me a birthday party and got me with a penis cake. I was crying jizz the rest of the night.

by NRE February 1, 2008

Penis Curtain

A derogatory word for a foreskin

1."that guy is a proper idiot"
"yeah, a proper penis curtain"

2."you can tell he's Jewish, he's missing a penis curtain"

by John Paul Remey July 20, 2010

Penis Size

The size, length and girth, of a man’s reproductive organ. The most recent study conducted by urologists showed that average penis size is 5.2 inches.

He used a tape measure to see what his penis size was.

by UnconditionaLove July 13, 2019

backwards penis

a very ugly person. someone so ugly, she/he/it cannot be described like a normal penis, but as a backward one.

when i was little i looked like a backwards penis!

by stebys July 17, 2009

my penis is bigger than yours

Some thing males say to each other to assert their dominance.

I had to tell my dog "My penis is bigger than yours" to assert my dominance so it would listen to my authority. Afterward a brutal "sword fight" takes place to further prove my dominance to the lesser being.

by Guy with a big penis November 25, 2014

penis embargo

To withhold one's penis from a sex partner. The state of a man withholding sexual intercourse from a woman.

Jack declared a penis embargo after he caught Jane cheating on him.

by Phallophile December 30, 2008