tonsil polisher

A blow job in which the female's tonsils act as a polishing tool

She looks like she gives a great tonsil polisher

by Tonsil Polisher April 27, 2016

tile polisher

21st century version of a carpet muncher. Woman who performs oral sex on another woman with no hair or "carpet".

Leslie went to the lesbian bar to munch some carpet. Only to find there is only tile to polish. She has found being a tile polisher is much better.

by NotMexican702 July 28, 2017

Koksu5Gram (Polish Song)

Koksu5Gram is a polish meme that is similar to baka mitai, you can sing is or make someone sing it. It tells about drugs and how polish life succs

Mark: I saw this funny song today about drugs!
Y:Youm mean Koksu5Gram (Polish Song)?

by papiesh September 22, 2020

the polish trick

The polish trick is when you fart through a window by opening it or if it is already opened, does not matter what height the window is as long as the fart happens through the window.

Door: Hey Crilbus, did you hear about when Atli performed the polish trick to ruin the Hogs chemo?
Crilbus: yeah, like a dog on wheels.

by Dogulator October 7, 2021

Vintage Nail Polish

When a woman puts on nail polish and doesn't bother removing it or adding to it making it look worn out and bad.

she went out the other night with her boyfriend and hasn't replaced it, yeah she totally has vintage nail polish!

by murninman March 18, 2011

It will polish out

to try to hide the fact that something is damaged beyond repair, by saying it will polish out.

she crashed her husbands car, it is a write off but to ease the blow she tells him it will polish out

by CaLviNx December 10, 2012

Port and polish

The act of a man or woman attending a spa/salon to have their nails done and asshole bleached

Connor - Hey bud see you at Two Goats for darts later?

Pat - Yeah might run late though, getting a port and polish after work.

Connor - Nice bro.

by Patscorch June 30, 2016