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Planking

Planking is the action of lying face down with arms to the sides of the body, on top of objects and photographing it. The more dangerous the plank, the better the planker you are.
James got arrested after planking on a police car. Dangerous plank.

Sarah thought it was a great idea to plank on top of a display at the grocery store. Until it came tumbling down. Unstable plank.

I saw this guy planking on top of a billboard on my way to work yesterday. Good one!
by sevenfourone August 7, 2011
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Planking

Planking is a fad that involves people lying "like a plank" in various random places, such as on top of poles and on public transport. The aim is to be as creative as possible.

Planking began as an obscure fad in South Australia. It gained notority when a "planker" in Brisbane, Australia was intoxicated and planked on the side of a balcony, subsequently falling to his death.

Plankers are encouraged to be creative but safe.
Girl: Did I show you the picture of the planker on the railway tracks?

Guy: Yeah, right after you showed me the pic of the host of the morning show planking on her couch.

Guy 1: Steve planked on a paint can on the weekend. You could see the mark on his stomach afterwards.

Guy 2: Bet he was drunk.
by planker_brissy01 August 7, 2011
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Planking

One of the many stupid things humanity resorts to when bored
go on the intranet, you'll find an example of planking
by Imma Bigweiner July 28, 2011
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Packing

Packing is a form of talking/roasting where discord users, called "Packers", attempt to roast one another, until one person quits or people vote who wins, You can commonly find this in some ROBLOX games.
"Im good at packing, im near thizzkid in terms of skill"
by cxuses December 5, 2020
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Plucking the chicken

That mental urge you get after a hard day at work. Very similar to tickling the pickle but ultimately better.
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a-plucking

The act of removing anus hairs with the teeth.
jen-ouch jim stop a-plucking me
jim-dayumm i got yo booty hairz in mah teef
by shalola June 18, 2008
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Space Packing

To turn a victim's backpack belongings out of the bag, and turn the pack inside out and then placing the items back inside and zipping it up, also commonly referred to as "nuggeting"
School Bell Rings: BEEEEEEEP
Boo Radley: Have a good weeken... OH WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT!?!?!
Dirty Sanchez: You've just been "space packed" BITCH!
Boo Radley: Fuck! My day is ruined...
Dirty Sanchez: hahahaha u must learn the sacred art of space packing young shithead!
by Beast of the southeast April 4, 2010
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