When a girl has gauged earlobes big enough to fit your cock into. Then you insert your penis from the backside so that the tip sits right next to her mouth, resembling a phone. Then she can suck or lick the tip like she is talking on the phone.
by Bummybumkin December 24, 2016
when you use your phone while it charges and it loses battery faster than it charges and it eventually dies
stevie wonder: goddamn it, my phone contracted phone hypothermia
jebron lames: has it died?
stevie wonder: yeppy smeppy
jebron lames: has it died?
stevie wonder: yeppy smeppy
by JLames_06 June 16, 2018
by SourthernNewJerseyMexican October 25, 2013
by Racciimy November 18, 2021
The slow death of a phone. Symptoms include freezes, loss of battery life, and broken buttons. Affects older iPhones.
by RugbyGuy78746 December 09, 2010
A cheap, seperate, untraceable cell-phone kept secret from the wife/girlfriend so that booty call's and sexts cannot be intercepted.
Guy 1 and guy 2 in bar.
Guy 1: *Ring ring* "One sec, I gotta take this."
Guy 2: "That a new phone?"
Guy 1: "Yeah, dog phone."
Guy 2: "Nice.... nice."
Guy 1: *Ring ring* "One sec, I gotta take this."
Guy 2: "That a new phone?"
Guy 1: "Yeah, dog phone."
Guy 2: "Nice.... nice."
by Lunchbox 99 February 03, 2012
Someone who constantly watches their phone, waiting for a text or social media update to pop up in which they'll like and/or comment within seconds. The only time a Phone Sniper doesn't text back immediately is when he/she doesn't want to.
by Alex Halstead March 19, 2017