poking your ass

Making fun of someone the wrong way

A - "I'm just poking your ass"

by exampleusrname March 11, 2022

Perking

When a person (probably male for hygienic purposes) jerks off while taking a shit.

Man I ate so much food on that date! She was so hot but I got rejected so badly, guess I'll be perking when I get home!

by RottenDeluxe April 29, 2022

peaking

When you're at the height of tripping or doing something stupid.

Sam: My Spanish professor started peaking halfway through the lecture.
Dustin; What he do?
Sam: He was speaking in Chinese dude..

by équerre May 14, 2022

Pering

To be pered is to beaten to the brink of counsiousness and beyond / Annaly fisted / Chocked out / kicked and dragged by the hair until the only senation in youre life is pain and fear

Pering is the only thing he is thinking about all day.

by Abrisskugel August 11, 2022

pexing

when you here your parents have sex that just happend 10 min ago

mike: damn i just experienced pexing
bob: damn rip bozo

by kolten r March 3, 2023

Peeing like a baby

When a guy is naked, lying on his back, and due to extreme excitement, or more likely, extreme fear, he pees a strong stream of urine straight up all over himself.

(Dude, lying in bed naked, wakes up, seeing a burglar hovering over him with a gun to his head)

Dude: "Please don't kill me!"

Burglar: "I might, (cocks gun) just to have no witnesses, hahaha!!!"

Dude: "OOOOHHHH NOOOOOOO!!!!!"

(dude starts peeing like a baby)

by joe995 July 18, 2023

peeing me off

when someone is pissing your whistle you off but you dont wanna use foul language.

“you n words really peeing me off” - nicole
“right ya pissin ma whistle!” - pri

by xiyrumi July 12, 2024