California paint chips

The remnants of dried semen on a teenager's bedroom walls made from flinging the jizzum around the room after masturbation.

Lol my little brother has California paint chips flung all over his room.

by Pnarls October 21, 2011

get my finger paints

This is what you say when your about to pull a JFK. Your armed and dangerous.

Only 4 chicken nuggets!, Im supposed to get 5. Yo SnowMane, get my finger paints.

by Pistol Starta February 14, 2004

paintsville

a small shitty city located in eastern Kentucky comprised mostly of underage whores, crackheads, corrupt cops and shady city officials.Once thought to have been run by the mob.

man-"were can i find some good crack and cheap whores"
tourist center worker-"try paintsville"

by puppetteer December 9, 2008

Painting the garage

the act of providing oral pleasure to a female.

Jim is painting the garage, Sue is happy.

A husband with a happy wife, probably paints the garage often.

by GW Thrilla April 9, 2009

Paintball Back-Seat-Commander

A specific type of paint baller who stands at the start point for almost the entire battle and just gives orders

type 1. a noob who try's to show of by attempting to demonstrate leadership not actually giving any useful orders, just to hide the fact he / she is scared shitless of being hit

type 2. a pro who over watches the map in order to see whats going on and to spot any week spots in the enemy defense, usually armed with a long range marker

Type 1 Back-Seat-Commander: Move forward!!!
Guy1: SHUT THE FUCK UP, GET DOWN HERE AND DO SOMETHING!!!
Guy2: fucking noob Paintball Back-Seat-Commander

Type 2 Back-Seat-Commander: you three, move up the middle where the resistance is strongest and draw as much attention as possible, remember its more important that you stay alive than take out the enemy, you five take the left side on my "go" when their attention is at the center the rest of you reinforce the center as necessary but in the meantime protect the objective!
Guy1: SIR, YES SIR!
Guy2: Wow this guy really knows what hes doing

by OLZ. V. October 9, 2009

Paint Cans

A 'gorilla' or muscle-head, likely from the shore of New Jersey, who walks with his chest puffed out and arms at near 90 degree angles as if he's holding a heavy paint can in each hand.

A juiced, tanned GTL'er would walk as though holding paint cans.

by Portuguese Paint Cans June 10, 2010

Painted

To be extremely intoxicated beyond one's own knowing.

When we get to the bar, we're getting f--king painted!

by bkbiggame September 3, 2014