Jason Patterson

A person who doesn't understand how Urban Dictionary works.

Don't you know that anyone can create a definition on the internet? Don't be such a Jason Patterson!

by Lirpa1579 May 6, 2024

Skitter patter

Verbal nonsense

She’s been talking nonsense for so long it’s just skitter patter at this point.

by Act up 99 February 21, 2024

Pitter Patter

Pronunciation Pit•ter Pat•ter

To do excessively without change

A metaphor for how the unending change is similar to the "pitter patter" of rain.

Person 1: *Blah blah blah blah blah*

Person 2: Ahw, Pitter Patter

by Kizon November 26, 2024

Pitter patter

Small or light conversation that holds no meaning

Ex. Stop all that pitter patter and focus on your work

by Don keykong January 12, 2025

Cow Pattie

When a girl rides you cowgirl style while you shit in the toilet, while she shits between your legs

The drink was spike with laxatives and viagra so we had to hit a cow pattie

by Basket1 May 22, 2025

Cow Pattie

When someone takes a dump between your legs when they ride it cowgirl style.

We ate taco bell and had to do the cow pattie position.

by Basket1 May 24, 2025

flipping patties

the act of turning a straight girl into a lesbian, based from the character Peppermint Patty from Charlie Brown.

"ayo, wanna go down to the club and get with some sorority chicks?"

"hell yeah, I'm all about flipping patties."

by chickenshiterspray June 15, 2025