panda question

when someone asks you a question, and you decide that it has to be one of the answers because they wouldn't ask you if the answer was something normal

the television: True or false: a panda was the president of the United States for a brief period in 1901.
you: Well, I guess it must be true. that's crazy!
the television: Of course it's false!!! A panda? The president of the United States? What were you thinking?!?!

by Nick "If it bleeds, we can kill it" Kostalas March 10, 2004

Panda-Bitch

any girl, or effeminate male who is an insomniac, but does not necessarily (a) bitch for that reason. The insomnia must sooo bad that they have gigantic black rings around their eyes, wich makes the "panda". And they must be so submissive, they would allow themselves to be anyone's bitch.

"man L you're such a panda-bitch"
"Paris is being such a panda-bitch, the dirty slut"

by mariarubbersoul September 11, 2009

Panda

Verb. The act of cuddling in which the cuddler "latches on" or places one arm and leg over the cuddled. It's the real deal.

Want to panda tonight?

Are you DTP? Down. to. panda.

by SunnyBarbie March 27, 2011

Panda

Cute and cuddly bears that believe in world peace. They are Black, White, and Asian. They have a carefree mentality. They love bamboo.

A Panda's thoughts:"Dude, racism is stupid. I'm black, white, and asian. Everyone loves me cause I'm a freakin panda and I'm hella cute. So stop the hate and start the love, man." P.S. This bamboo is nom nom nomlicious!♥

by Mr.Pillsburydopeboy February 27, 2011

Hello Panda

1.An oriental chidren's snack. It is a chocolate fille, bite-sized,biscuit shaped in cute ways with cute panda designs on the biscuits.

2. Last ditch effort if unable to get a hold of Pepero or Pocky.

kid1: Hey. I'm kinda hungry. Got anyhting to eat?
Kid2: Well, wehave some Hello Panda in the kitchen.
Kid1: Damn man.Why the hell dont you have any Pepero orPocky? -bitch slaps kid2-

by D.J.Corny Name April 12, 2005

big gay panda

1.A panda who is male, but it is obvious by his appearence or some other device that he is obviously a raging homosexual.
2. Dave.

"He's a panda. A big gay panda."

by jazz__man September 10, 2006

Sneezing Panda

When a person sneezes 3 or more times and you exclaim them as a sneezing panda. This comes from the popular sneezing panda video in which a cute baby panda cant stop sneezing.

Casey: "Achoo! Achoo!.....Achoo!"

Jeremy: "Sneezing Panda!"

by Iku Iku October 19, 2009