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parting

Spreading of the ass cheeks to allow for penetration of the asshole.
Parting allows my mans cock to easily enter my ass.
by Ibisfan1 April 8, 2016
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palming

(verb) to palm. the act of pushing someones face with one's palm.
You better get outta my way before I palm yo' ass.
by tegan May 26, 2004
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Parking North Carolina Style

Crossing the flow of traffic to park with your driver door against the curb. Illegal in almost the entire country, popular in North Carolina
The only spot is on the other side and I'm too lazy and inconsiderate to pull a u-turn, I'll just enjoy parking North Carolina style.
by Fyzbo September 26, 2014
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Parking enforcement

Basically a nice way of saying "parking duty". These usually consist of lazy or fat cops who don't have what it takes to be a real cop on patrol. These are usually the little bastards that give you parking tickets because it is pretty much their only jurisdiction.
Wife; How was work?
Husband; Good
Wife; What'd you do? Did you get any arrest?
Husband; Yeah, I arrested someone for stealing a traffic cone.
Wife; That's lame
Husband; Honey I was on parking enforcement though because I don't have what it takes to be a real cop.
Wife; That's alright, you've already proved in the bedroom that you didn't have what it takes.
Husband; !!!!!
by Crediblesea June 2, 2018
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parking lot pickle

2 homosexual friends having some fun time in a car at a parking lot
hey why is that car moving by itself in that parking lot over there?

oh it must be 2 friends having a parking lot pickle

oh.. cool
by griplover9000 February 24, 2023
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cunt parking

When the local shopping centre carpark is absolutely packed you and cut in front of someone who was waiting with their indicator on for a spot longer than you.
It's to busy at Christmas, I'm always cunt parking people.

That dude totally cunt parked me, I was indicating that spot was mine for 5 fucking minutes!!!!
by Sizzlord December 27, 2007
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Rock Star parking

(Aviation variant) - Parking spot right outside flight ops. Easy to get to, no effort required. Better than what some unfortunate bastards have to shlep to.
Frank: "Hey, we'll commo check in an hour. Where you parked at?"
Neil: "Ha-HA! I'm flyin' 491 today - rock star parking! Where you at?"
Frank: "Fucking 451. I gotta hump my flight gear all the way down the goddamn flight line."
Neil: "Dude, that sucks...sucks to be you, that is."
by West Neil September 21, 2008
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