paramour

A significant other, i.e. boyfriend or girlfriend, that resides in your home. Unmarried persons that live together.

He is not my husband, he is my paramour.

by BeckyAH October 25, 2006

panama papers

Money that was obtained, such as from the private sale of goods, which will not show up on an annual income tax filing.

I just sold all this garbage on Craigslist, now I have a fat stack of Panama Papers.

by bullsheep June 23, 2016

Paramore

A pop band that has mistakenly been labeled "punk rawk." A load of emos that picked up guitars and microphones and only got their break because of a female lead singer, as if female rockers never existed before (ahem, Joan Jett, Stevie Nicks, etc). Their career revolves around their singer, Hayley Williams. Just another Pop band that a bunch of naive kids listen to in order to feel emotional, deep, and emo... even though Paramore's lyrics don't go deeper than shallow breakups and even more shallow heartbreak. Their image matters more to them than their music's quality, which is also poor. Going without saying: DON'T LISTEN TO PARAMORE.

Naive Kid 1: Paramore's the best band ever, they're so punk rawk!!
Smart kid 1: Honey, time to get a life. And a taste in music.

by Anything Goes Tonight October 24, 2010

Panama Canal

Going anal and then proceeding onto oral sex with your penis.

Chris just gave Megan a panama canal.

by Ryan Russell & Brian Neal September 23, 2007

Pajama

When you sneak up on a sleeping person while they are sleeping on their stomach and have anal sex with them, without waking them up.
Comes from old times, when the butt flap was still popular.
Note! There must be no consent for this to work properly.

John: Dude, you and your woman have a good time last night?
Jack: Yeah, I pajama'd her and she didn't even make a noise!

by Lev!athan April 20, 2009

Pajama Mama

A large, overweight Woman who are most commonly found in Wal-Mart. They are seen Wearing Pajama Pants, mostly because they're huge thighs cant fit into normal pants. They also have small children with them, who will beat their child in front of public. No matter where they are. Hair is usually greasy, and in a bun. You can find most Pajama Mamas in the clearance clothing section of Wal-Mart.

I was at Wal-Mart, when I saw a Pretty big Pajama Mama in the clothing aisle, Smacking her little son for screaming over a video game.

by irishdog1 August 22, 2011

Panama Canal Turd

The toilet overflows after you've deposited a huge turd capable of choking someone to death. This turd swims with the rising toilet waters over the brim and sails for freedom whilst simultaneously chasing your wet, shitty, pants-around-the-ankles, self.

Be careful using that toilet! You don't want to be a victim of the Panama Canal Turd!

by Jami1026 March 24, 2010