A grandad lickin', fudge packing douchebag

Someone who has ascended past being an asshole and mother fucker.
Is of the homosexual variety.
Enjoys talking about how there lives are so well "planned out" when really the cripple fuckers dont even know what colour underpants they're going to put on tomorrow morning (usually pink with white flower saying "I bummed Barrowman" along the waist)

That cripple David kid is such A grandad lickin', fudge packing douchebag

by Big Bear M. October 16, 2008

ass-packing

When your suitcase is so full you have to sit on it to close it.

When I went on my trip, I was so excited I was ass-packing my suitcase.

by CeIIophane May 26, 2016

Packin' Heat

A deal breaker between two people attempting to form a relationship.

To have kids/be a parent
A mom or dad/father or mother
Someone with kids

Friend: Girl, that guy at work is hot!

Other Friend: I'm sorry but I'm pretty sure he's packin' heat.

Person A: I met the most amazing guy the other day, I know we're soul mates for sure.
Person J: Do I know him?
Person A: Yeah it's C from Giant Eagle
Person J: Oh my god, he's packin' serious heat!
Person A: Aw man, forget that!

adjective; to describe someone

by Jessiee February 24, 2013

Packing light

To pack travel bags light in weight of excess clothes and accessories.

Courtney surprised herself and the world by packing light for Vegas.

by Mrs. Hyde May 15, 2015

jet packing

partaking of sex through a persons shoulder blades squished together to form a sort of half pipe shape while resting balls on the back of the neck.

My parents saw me lying face down and asked what the hell was going on. I told them i was jet packing

by B0rne May 26, 2008

bitch packing

when every seat in the car is full, some one if not everyone is going to be uncomfortable

#1: Hey can i get a ride
#2: Sure but then we'll be bitch packing
#3: Aw shit, fuck that, i'm out

by tonic May 13, 2005

packing hummus

When bicurious, bisexual, pansexual and/or lesbians hang out really late at night.

Did you hear that Jessie and Carrie were out packing hummus last night?

by redheadinpdx October 21, 2010