Porch Life

Porch life is basically a bunch of punk ass kids who hang out smoke and drink well siting on the porch

punk1. yo boy's lets porch life it up

punk2. yah man im so down

punk3. "porch Life"

by porch_life_president420 January 16, 2015

porch weed

When you mix indoor weed and outdoor weed in the same bowl or joint.

Grind up some of the indoor stuff in the blue jar for me, I want to mix up some porch weed.

by Sir Chester Smokewell March 24, 2022

Back Porched

Making a place to chill out in the back of your parked wagon or hatchback by opening the back and folding the seats forward.

"We drove across the river and back porched for last night's sunset."

by Steve Capstick June 27, 2006

Porch Monkey

Another term for Lawn Jockey. A statue of a black stable boy on your front lawn.

Hey Ricky Bobby, nice Porch Monkey you got there. Thank you Jim Bob.

by Fischhead September 14, 2021

Front-porch ass

An ass that look's really good to anybody else going by, but nobody actually hangs out there because it’s uncomfortable.

My wife has a front-porch ass because I never actually get to use it.

by Maxbender May 25, 2025

Porch monkey

Romeo

Romeo is a porch monkey

by Yessir29 May 12, 2022

porch lean

grape or cherry kool-aid with vodka, for people who are too broke for real lean

Bro, is Jared really sipping?

Nah, its just porch lean.

by lakjdlkfjlaj October 8, 2020