Booty Pole

(often with negative or pejorative connotations) a gay man’s sexual appendage. I.e. Rusty Nail, i.e. Shit Dick

Did you hear that Zach and Jake had sex last night? You already know that booty pole is brown.

by Darebear305 August 20, 2023

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chapped pole

When walking around Poland, seeing a man with assless biker chaps and a leather police hat.

That chapped pole is going to destroy that hotel room.

by Lumbergfuckedher October 6, 2017

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Two females who have been f***** or had sexual intercourse with the same email when there are multiple males shared between the two females they become heavier pole squaws. The equivalent of an eskimo brother or a tunnel buddy or two males that have shared the same female they sometimes have daddy issues and drug problems and will usually be either ratchet or boujee

Danny: dude Lindsey and Sam have had the same dicks in them.
John: yeah man I know they are such heavy Pole squaws

by JohntheArborist November 24, 2020

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Opossum Pole

A long stick, pole, nightstick, paint roller extension pole or any other long, slender object that you or your dad uses to fend off any backyard bullies that happen to stroll into your yard.

The names comes from the shithead mutant known as the opossum that often invades your backyard and hisses like a foreign commando, only to be scared away when you come charging after it with your God gifted opossum pole.

I heard some rustling in my backyard at 2 am, so I grabbed my trusty opossum pole from my kitchen and started chasing whatever bullshit was making all the noise.

My animal loving brother was being an asshole and letting raccoons come into the yard again, so one night I grabbed my monogrammed wooden club and started going ham on these striped dickheads.

by GiganticFatCat May 17, 2019

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