water the plants

To drink alcohol and smoke weed

KID) Mom, we're going to go water the plants!
MOM) Okay, don't use too much water though!

by Adriennebaby June 10, 2008

Planet fitness

A world where it's so big we barely fitn'ness in but when it goes in, dam the planets align and all Is right in the world.

Guy: Hey u know how to get to planet fitness?

Girl: yeah, but how big are you?

by Laterdayst May 15, 2015

captain planet myself

When a woman uses a vibrating cock ring in a solo masturbation round. She places the ring on her index finger with the vibrator facing her palm. Then she'll masturbating, using the vibrator to simulate her clit. This can entirely remove the need for a man.

Janie: "I totally put the cock ring on my index finger and captain planet myself."
Dolly: "Was it good?"
Janie: "With my powers combined, it saved the day AND I can avoid having sex with my boyfriend."

by Planeteer September 10, 2011

aliens from the 13th planet

Your mom when she puts facemask on.

"EWW MOM YOU LOOK LIKE ONE OF THE ALIENS FROM THE 13TH PLANET!"
"I hope this new facemask is better; it cost five WHOLE dollars more."

*facedesks*

by ShreksSwamp October 8, 2015

Planet Poppers

Place where a person is transported too after the inhalation of nitrates. Contrary to popular belief, Mercury is not the closest planet to the sun, it is infact planet poppers where it is 900 degrees in the shade.

Elbow are on in a minute - gonna take me a trip to planet poppers!

by Van Bardo September 29, 2005

Wild Planet

A store in Winnipeg that sells music, posters, shirts and bongs. The guys that work there just rip inside the store and add 'flavour' to all the shirts. Near O'Calcutta, which is similar.

Man, let's go rip a b at Wild Planet.

by tits` June 28, 2007

Plants Vs Zombies BFN

The most horrible fucking game I've played. Nothing compared to (Garden Warefare). This game is so fucking brain dead it makes me want to choke myself. The characters are unbalanced as shit, there are no variants, micro transactions, and (noobies) everywhere. I'd rather stick a dildo up my ass and leave it there till I sit down and it starts to bleed than play this game. This game dishonors all (PvZ) players. The idiot fucking devs don't know what the hell they are doing. They don't even listen to their community telling them what to fix. And when they do update the game it breaks again. EVERY. FUCKING. TIME.

Guy: Wanna play Plants vs Zombies BFN?
Guy 2: Hell no, let's play GW2.

by FART FISH April 17, 2020