playing xbox

What you tell your parents or guardians you were doing in your room with your significant other, rather than telling them you were having sex in their house.

Parent: Hey kids, what are you doing up there in the dark?

Kids: Just playing xbox mom.

Parent: Who's winning?

Kids: It's a dead heat

by biggiesmalls.29 July 14, 2010

Playing the Sims

When your significant other is out with the baby, and you have time to masturbate.

I was playing the sims when my mom walked in on me.

by OniSan34655 October 26, 2011

Playing with hair

Shows control over a person or shows that you like someone .

She was playing with hair while I rested on her chest

by LARGEGAY June 22, 2018

Playing Twister

Having sex on top of a twister mat.

Madison and I love playing twister.

by Hijuhhejjsbfjf January 27, 2021

playing with the range balls

A gay golfer. A golfer who loves to love men. A golfing homo.

"It looks like Eddie is playing with the range balls."

"The new golf pro is definitely playing with the range balls."

"I'm not joining a threesome with someone who is playing with the range balls."

by MOJAP January 2, 2009

Playing possum

When you take someone home but then come to your senses, so you 'play possum' so to avoid having to deal with their presence.

Friends: omg, I can't believe you took him home last night

Betty: Don't worry, I just ended up playing possum - phew!

by Taffgirl55 December 21, 2015

playing center

The act of a man receiving anal sex while bent over in doggy style or standing up. The term comes from the American Football position "Center", who's task is, amongst other things, to bend over in front of the usually larger quarter back and hike him the ball.

I think that dude Kelsey might like playing center, because he makes my gaydar go crazy every time he walks into the room.

by Vic Punk March 22, 2008