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Jesus Christ on a Pikestaff

A synonym of Fuck My Life with a religious twist. An expression of extreme displeasure pertaining to an event, action, or outcome.
Bro1: Dude, your girlfriend just fucked another guy.
Bro2: Oh, Jesus Christ on a Pikestaff!
by Dunbarbalooie2 October 6, 2010
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Pikeville

A town in one of the poorest, 3rd world regions of America that has some flashy, dirty, coal money. Stinks of corruption. Has confused the word of Jesus with the word of Mitch McConnel. After the arduous mountain drive, it felt like entering a pleasantville-inspired Moordor. Surrounded by extreme poverty and hours of trailer parks, downtown pikeville is full of tulips and has an excessively nice purple playground and light up fountain.
Hey pikeville, if you don't vote for coal and put up with the black lung and retarded babies we're taking all the tulips away and you'll have to rot in a trailer like all the other hillbillies!!!
by BerryTellsTheTruth April 12, 2015
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pikeys

(not to be confused with 'wannabe pikeys' or 'clinger-on pikeys' who in live perfectly nice areas but just want to be cool).Pikeys are People who either live in council houses, or in areas where the houses now look like council houses because by them living there it now seems like they are(no offense if u liv in a council house, i know some perfectly nice peopl who liv in them). they also usually wear those parka coats with fur all round the hood to school because they think it makes them look hard. Out of school all pikeys wear lots of addidas,nike,schott,clothing etc. Most pikeys also smoke (in and out of school),also in school they also just randomly walk into people and say "u startin" and in some cases proceed to punch the person, but due to the state of the british school system nothing is done about this. another sign that someone is a pikey is if they just ramdomly spit at cars(because they relize they'll never own one), people(because they're subhuman and dont like things different to them and who have an IQ over 90)and they often spit on the ground for no reason. Pikeys also always jell their hair aand sometimes bleach it blonde. NOTE:u must be all or at least 60% of these things to be a pikey
If you're a pikey you wont want to admit it, but in the back of youre mind you know
by jambo December 3, 2003
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Piney

A in-bread, bearded, backwoods, dirty faced hick native to the Pine Barrons of Southern New Jersey.
Look Ma that Piney ain't got no teeth.
by ndm July 7, 2003
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Pikeypalooza

Slang name for the Appleby Horse Fair, is a which is held annually at Appleby-in-Westmorland, Cumbria, England.
Those caravans are full of Irish travellers headed to Pikeypalooza.
by Hameroids November 16, 2012
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Pikeys BBQ

A Barbecue consisting of traveler foke at a (pikey) site. Normally consisting of all 400 cousins,parents,siblings/partners. This normally consists of a set of burning tires and a frying pan/shopping trolley on top cooking wild game they poached that day.
Alrite mate you coming down the site for a pikeys BBQ, got a load of tires to burn a shopping trolley and a pan I stole from Lydle! After we can have a fight in the mud.
by Wordworrior March 8, 2020
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Boat Pikeys

In 2022 a crack commando unit of small boat fishermen, and a cameraman, were put together by a YouTube star, who’s a bit of a big deal. These men promptly set about some of the most extreme small boat fishing seen in the British Isles. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as anglers of fortune. If you have a fish you don’t know how to catch and nobody else can help you, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the Boat Pikey team.
“Are you fucking kidding me, there’s no chance of catching a fish that size on that gear, not unless you’re the Boat Pikeys”.
by FishFast September 3, 2022
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