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phone cancer

The slow death of a phone. Symptoms include freezes, loss of battery life, and broken buttons. Affects older iPhones.
"Hey, why aren't you using your iphone?"
"I can't. The phone cancer took it away from me.
by RugbyGuy78746 December 9, 2010
mugGet the phone cancermug.

phone hammock

When going to the bathroom and you want be certain not to lose your phone. You put it in your underwear which is hanging between your legs like a phone hammock.
dude I left my phone in the bathroom again.

You should have used your phone hammock. I never lose mine.
by DerAbgrund June 4, 2017
mugGet the phone hammockmug.

phone slave

A person whose talking and/or texting on a cell phone makes them inconsiderate of the people around them, and careless in their daily routines. Sometimes to a level that endangers themselves and others.
He almost got him by a car by being a phone slave, not looking where he was going while texting in the street.
by LeNair Xavier August 21, 2015
mugGet the phone slavemug.

Phone Batter

Shooting cum on your phone screen while watching porn
Should have moved my phone out of the way while I was watching porn, now it has phone batter on the screen
by Eye Glass Pimp September 12, 2015
mugGet the Phone Battermug.

foot phone

Foot phone: the act of putting your own foot to your ear, answering it, and then handing it to the person next to you saying"it's for you". The "foot phone" is only operational when the person attached to foot is intoxicated
How one receives a call on the foot phone
NB: (places foot to ear) "Hello", (looks at Matt, and hands over foot phone). "it's for you".
You can not dial out on the foot phone, it only takes incoming calls.
by PhoneOperator January 6, 2014
mugGet the foot phonemug.

kosher phone

It is the most kosher a phone can get. A phone called "Quaha-Sarah" (sounds suspiciously like our matriarch), free of the modern day tumah and pritzus of the traditional smartphone, this phone will make you the frummest on the block. If you want to create an even stronger gedder, you can even TAG your kosher phone to ensure your flip phone is truly Mehadrin.
"Yo, is your phone even kosher bro?"
"Yeah, it's a kosher phone!"
by internlyfe January 25, 2021
mugGet the kosher phonemug.

phone ditch

When you tell someone that you will call them back and then don't.
Hey! You phone ditched me! Why didn't you call me back?/
by NickNineteenNinety February 23, 2010
mugGet the phone ditchmug.

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